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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
#71
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 4, 2017 at 8:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We just don't take words from a discredited book written on behalf of an illiterate child molester to be anything more than what it is: a control mechanism over the weak minded.

And clearly it's working, amirite?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#72
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 4, 2017 at 7:19 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: Jesus is way too cool for you Valkyrie, stick to made up heroes by Hollywood to get your enjoyment from as opposed to the navigators of the just city talked about by Socrates, the Philosopher Kings necessary for the guidance of humanity talked about by Plato.

Nah, keep electing people who are joke and keep looking to be lead by misguided people.

Submission to God - and its representatives and guides - and their followers - it is way too cool for you.

Keep it dull, shades of gray, and all that.

Don't ever look into the inward kingdom....

And make sure to keep mocking every proof and reminder that comes to you.....

Like I said way too cool for you.

MK, what the fuck happened to you? You used to be a little flaky around the edges, but basically a decent sort. Now you're just a judgemental prick.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#73
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
I've been wondering the same thing.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#74
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 10, 2017 at 11:35 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(September 10, 2017 at 9:33 am)Little Rik Wrote: Exactly as I already knew.  Lightbulb

Both you and Vorl. talk and talk delivering stern critics regarding theists beliefs but when I do ask you to give evidence or to show where the wrong is you guys do not give any evidence and the reason is very very simple.
You haven't got any.
Nothing of whatsoever.
All accusations and nothing real as usual.


By the way Pinky.
You are wrong twice.
I am not even talking about the Aquinas bible.
I am talking about the Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ.

You see Pinky you judge without even knowing what the issue is all about.
That is sad!  Panic

Do I really need to go into detail here? The bible fails in every testable sense. The story of Noah's ark is flatly contradicted by mountains of evidence from virtually every realm of science. Jesus's resurrection is another problematic assertion, as all pertinent evidence suggests that it's impossible for a 3 day old corpse to return to life, especially under the purported circumstances. The exodus from Egypt is unsupported by any sort of archaeological evidence. Most of the figures in the Bible have practically no historicity to speak of. Like, how far do we need to go here? The source material for your fan-fiction is trash, and that means that it fails at the outset.


You are getting lost Pinky. Panic
I talk about the Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ and you again and again think that this is the Bible.

This Gospel talk about the life of Jesus which has nothing to do with Noah's ark or the exodus from Egypt
or any other story that is not related with the life of Jesus.

Again and again you show that you haven't got a clue yet you deliver judgement here and there that have nothing to do with the topic.
What's wrong with you Pinky? Bird

(September 11, 2017 at 1:00 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:You say that God doesn't exist but you yourself create a god that you worship 24/7.

Oh really.  Who is my 'god', fuckface?

I sure as shit don't worship anything.


You surely worship something son.
Your skull is so full of dung that you can't even comprehend where your mind take you to.  Banging Head On Desk
Smokers worship cigarettes.
Drinkers worship alcohol.
Gamblers worship money.
Blasphemers worship the F word and so on.

The mind of these people lose the power to control and be in charge of their actions.
These fools think otherwise but the addiction prove the opposite.

You reach a stage in which you are totally slave of the F word and the blasphemy language.
This is your god Min.
A god that control you.

To get out the sewer in which your are floating at the moment however is not that easy.  Panic
It takes a lot of time and hard work but it is possible.
That is up to you son.  Indubitably
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#75
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 10, 2017 at 11:35 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(September 10, 2017 at 9:33 am)Little Rik Wrote: Exactly as I already knew.  Lightbulb

Both you and Vorl. talk and talk delivering stern critics regarding theists beliefs but when I do ask you to give evidence or to show where the wrong is you guys do not give any evidence and the reason is very very simple.
You haven't got any.
Nothing of whatsoever.
All accusations and nothing real as usual.


By the way Pinky.
You are wrong twice.
I am not even talking about the Aquinas bible.
I am talking about the the Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ.

You see Pinky you judge without even knowing what the issue is all about.
That is sad!  Panic

Do I really need to go into detail here? The bible fails in every testable sense. The story of Noah's ark is flatly contradicted by mountains of evidence from virtually every realm of science. Jesus's resurrection is another problematic assertion, as all pertinent evidence suggests that it's impossible for a 3 day old corpse to return to life, especially under the purported circumstances. The exodus from Egypt is unsupported by any sort of archaeological evidence. Most of the figures in the Bible have practically no historicity to speak of. Like, how far do we need to go here? The source material for your fan-fiction is trash, and that means that it fails at the outset.

(bolding mine)

I think we all concur however, whatever other problems the Bible might have, that recording Jesus was crucified twice, on consecutive days, is absolutely compelling !!!!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#76
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 11, 2017 at 10:34 am)Little Rik Wrote:
(September 10, 2017 at 11:35 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: Do I really need to go into detail here? The bible fails in every testable sense. The story of Noah's ark is flatly contradicted by mountains of evidence from virtually every realm of science. Jesus's resurrection is another problematic assertion, as all pertinent evidence suggests that it's impossible for a 3 day old corpse to return to life, especially under the purported circumstances. The exodus from Egypt is unsupported by any sort of archaeological evidence. Most of the figures in the Bible have practically no historicity to speak of. Like, how far do we need to go here? The source material for your fan-fiction is trash, and that means that it fails at the outset.


You are getting lost Pinky. Panic
I talk about the Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ and you again and again think that this is the Bible.

This Gospel talk about the life of Jesus which has nothing to do with Noah's ark or the exodus from Egypt
or any other story that is not related with the life of Jesus.

Again and again you show that you haven't got a clue yet you deliver judgement here and there that have nothing to do with the topic.
What's wrong with you Pinky?

Facepalm

Ok... you do know that Jesus is a bible figure, right? Your Age of Aquarius off-brand Mormon bullshit is based on a story that was bullshit to begin with. How hard is this concept?
Verbatim from the mouth of Jesus (retranslated from a retranslation of a copy of a copy):

"Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you too will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. How can you see your brother's head up his ass when your own vision is darkened by your head being even further up your ass? How can you say to your brother, 'Get your head out of your ass,' when all the time your head is up your own ass? You hypocrite! First take your head out of your own ass, and then you will see clearly who has his head up his ass and who doesn't." Matthew 7:1-5 (also Luke 6: 41-42)

Also, I has a website: www.RedbeardThePink.com
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#77
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Quote:You surely worship something son.

If anything you have merely increased your standing on the Dumbest Fuck on The Board Scale, moron.  I wouldn't have thought that was possible.

You're getting up into Dripshit territory.


Go fuck yourself and your stupid fairy tales.
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#78
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 11, 2017 at 9:26 am)Cyberman Wrote: I've been wondering the same thing.

Indoctrination.

I wonder what sort of "school" he's attending?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#79
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
(September 11, 2017 at 6:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:You surely worship something son.

If anything you have merely increased your standing on the Dumbest Fuck on The Board Scale, moron.  I wouldn't have thought that was possible.

You're getting up into Dripshit territory.


Go fuck yourself and your stupid fairy tales.


Look mate we all like you but please get out that sewer ASAP.  Jerry

Is dreadful to look at you in that state.  Panic

(September 11, 2017 at 6:06 pm)Redbeard The Pink Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 10:34 am)Little Rik Wrote: You are getting lost Pinky.  Panic
I talk about the Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ and you again and again think that this is the Bible.

This Gospel talk about the life of Jesus which has nothing to do with Noah's ark or the exodus from Egypt
or any other story that is not related with the life of Jesus.

Again and again you show that you haven't got a clue yet you deliver judgement here and there that have nothing to do with the topic.
What's wrong with you Pinky?

Facepalm

Ok... you do know that Jesus is a bible figure, right? Your Age of Aquarius off-brand Mormon bullshit is based on a story that was bullshit to begin with. How hard is this concept?


That is absolutely bizarre Pinky considering that you haven't even read the book.
Have you got some sort of telepathic power to know what is inside a book?  Bird
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#80
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
Quote:Look mate we all like you but please get out that sewer ASAP.

Funny.  I can't stand you.
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