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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 18, 2017 at 7:46 am (This post was last modified: September 18, 2017 at 7:47 am by Succubus.)
(September 18, 2017 at 5:27 am)Little Rik Wrote: FOOL.  Banghead
Considering that your knowledge of Christianity is so shallow, I will enlighten you.

Long before the Romans spread Christianity the Apostles already spread Christianity.
Did the Romans went to south India or to Ethiopia or to Iran, Iraq or Russia where Christianity was already there?

Learn before you spout garbage.  Banging Head On Desk


https://www.quora.com/Where-did-each-of-...-ascension

http://12tribehistory.com/where-did-the-disciples-go/

St Thomas in India in 52AD? Well knock me over with a sledge hammer. Is this the same St Thomas that was preaching in Paraguay?

Quote:Ancient oral tradition retained by the Guaraní tribes of Paraguay claims that Tomé Marangatu (The Good Thomas) or Paí Thome (Father Thomas), one of the twelve apostles, lived among the natives preaching the Gospel and doing miracles in the name of Jesus Christ. According to the Austrian missionary and writer, F.J. Martin Dobrizhoffer,

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It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 18, 2017 at 12:08 pm
The magic flying apostle, I guess. 

Actually, the Nestorians did get to India in the 4th to 5th centuries and naturally backdated their happy horseshit to fit in with local custom.  An old trick of the jesusists.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 18, 2017 at 1:24 pm (This post was last modified: September 18, 2017 at 1:24 pm by Cyberman.)
He's not a cunt. He lacks the depth and warmth. And isn't wanted.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 18, 2017 at 1:24 pm
(September 18, 2017 at 12:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The magic flying apostle, I guess.

Maybe that's what gods use spaceships for -- to transport apostles hither and yon.   Big Grin
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#125
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 18, 2017 at 1:45 pm
And the answer is,......

Rik's mother dropped him on his head as a baby.


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#126
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 18, 2017 at 2:27 pm
Like an empty coconut, he bounced.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 18, 2017 at 4:01 pm
My simple answer to any theist is that I believe in one less god than you do.
"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."--Thomas Jefferson
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#128
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 18, 2017 at 7:10 pm
(September 18, 2017 at 7:46 am)Succubus Wrote:
(September 18, 2017 at 5:27 am)Little Rik Wrote: FOOL.  Banghead
Considering that your knowledge of Christianity is so shallow, I will enlighten you.

Long before the Romans spread Christianity the Apostles already spread Christianity.
Did the Romans went to south India or to Ethiopia or to Iran, Iraq or Russia where Christianity was already there?

Learn before you spout garbage.  Banging Head On Desk


https://www.quora.com/Where-did-each-of-...-ascension

http://12tribehistory.com/where-did-the-disciples-go/

St Thomas in India in 52AD? Well knock me over with a sledge hammer. Is this the same St Thomas that was preaching in Paraguay?

Quote:Ancient oral tradition retained by the Guaraní tribes of Paraguay claims that Tomé Marangatu (The Good Thomas) or Paí Thome (Father Thomas), one of the twelve apostles, lived among the natives preaching the Gospel and doing miracles in the name of Jesus Christ. According to the Austrian missionary and writer, F.J. Martin Dobrizhoffer,


Succu.  Hi

You still haven't explained how the Romans end up in India to spread Christianity?

In the meantime learn something.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_the_Apostle
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 18, 2017 at 7:20 pm
I'd explain it to you but you are too fucking dense to understand.

Goes with the territory of believing in fucking bullshit.

Sucks to be you.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 18, 2017 at 7:26 pm
I'm done with the retard.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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