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Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
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#161
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 10:57 am
Rik, the reference in your Wikipedia link points to a church website. Not good enough. Got anything from a peer-reviewed historical journal?
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#162
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 10:58 am
Evidence, little rikki shithead, evidence.  I don't give a flying fuck about church traditions.  Prove your point or fuck off.
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 11:12 am
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 11:27 am
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#165
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 12:00 pm
(September 25, 2017 at 10:29 am)Little Rik Wrote: Actually I haven't got time to read the Bible.   Bird

Can you please tell me what the Bible say?   I'm all ears! Thanks

Lot of sex, lot of violence, something about shrimp. That's pretty much it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#166
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 12:04 pm
you left out the rules regarding menstruation . . .
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 12:06 pm
I didn't want to confuse him with a four-syllable word. He has enough trouble with single ones.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 12:08 pm (This post was last modified: September 25, 2017 at 12:08 pm by vorlon13.)
It's pretty important to the Lord God Almighty. I hate to see Him pissed off over a bloody tampon turning up clogging the church toilet after services . .
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#169
RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 12:09 pm
Should have said it was a vampire's teabag, like I... don't.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
September 25, 2017 at 12:10 pm
Ewwww . . . .
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