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Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away

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Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
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Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
September 14, 2017 at 8:48 pm
I mean, seriously?

http://www.disclose.tv/news/bible_prophe...017/140276

Quote:Conspiracy theorists have been predicting that Planet X is going to destroy Earth when it collides with it. The rapture is coming and people have taken to YouTube to reveal that the astrological constellation is taking place on September 23 and it matches the Revelation 12: 1-2, which is the second coming of Christ.

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Even granting everything else about this arse gravy:

Planets are pretty big.

You'd think a planet one week from collision would be... well, noticeable, by now?

These pathetic prophecies prove the human race is indeed doomed; but not in the way they meant.

You want a real prophecy? September 23 will come and go like any other day, with nothing out of the ordinary happening whatsoever.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
September 14, 2017 at 8:56 pm
Everybody know it's hiding behind the moon, just waiting for the right moment.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
September 14, 2017 at 9:21 pm
Hey, Stim.


Please remind me to visit that site on September 24.

I want to see them eating crow.


Shitheads.
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RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
September 14, 2017 at 9:42 pm
Astronomy . . . it's magic!
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RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
September 14, 2017 at 9:44 pm
September!? And the prof hasn't come to warn us!? I am hurt.
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RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
September 14, 2017 at 10:00 pm
All of my apocalypse gear is in the wash from the last one we had... what am I going to wear for this one?
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RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
September 14, 2017 at 10:02 pm
(September 14, 2017 at 9:44 pm)Losty Wrote: September!? And the prof hasn't come to warn us!? I am hurt.

Sadly for us, it seems Professor was a man of his word. He told us he would depart AF if his predictions didn't pan out.

I actually miss him. He was demented but in a relatively harmless way.
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RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
September 14, 2017 at 10:09 pm
(September 14, 2017 at 10:02 pm)Crossless2.0 Wrote:
(September 14, 2017 at 9:44 pm)Losty Wrote: September!? And the prof hasn't come to warn us!? I am hurt.

Sadly for us, it seems Professor was a man of his word. He told us he would depart AF if his predictions didn't pan out.

I actually miss him. He was demented but in a relatively harmless way.

He was nice, I miss him too.
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
September 14, 2017 at 10:16 pm (This post was last modified: September 14, 2017 at 10:16 pm by ignoramus.)
How the fuck is it going to hit the earth? The same Christers keep telling me the earth is flat! Make your minds up! Sheesh!
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RE: Again??? This is why Jesus keeps well away
September 14, 2017 at 10:20 pm
(September 14, 2017 at 10:16 pm)ignoramus Wrote: How the fuck is it going to hit the earth?  The same Christers  keep telling me the earth is flat! Make your minds up! Sheesh!

I'd bet this month's car insurance payment that a majority of the idiots who believe this would be incredulous, aghast if you were to explain to them the current thinking about how our moon was formed.
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