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Current time: December 4, 2024, 11:54 pm

Poll: What will you do for the War on Christmas?
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I'm going to say "Happy Holidays" to every Christian I meet!
6.90%
2 6.90%
Is genocide an option this year?
10.34%
3 10.34%
I'm going to hide until it's over
10.34%
3 10.34%
There's a war on Christmas?
20.69%
6 20.69%
I'm going to troll religious websites
0%
0 0%
Make Christmas trees, not war!
10.34%
3 10.34%
Did you run out of choices for option 7?
10.34%
3 10.34%
Fuck off, poll!
31.03%
9 31.03%
Total 29 vote(s) 100%
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It's coming up to that time of year again...
#11
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
(September 21, 2017 at 7:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The annual War on Christmas.

I hope all my atheist comrades and colleagues are prepared for the war this year?

We have to step it up a few notches since the US has voted in such an idiot who is promoting ignorance and superstition (whether he truly believes in it or not).

So, what are your plans for the War on Christmas™?

I'm gonna nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#12
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
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#13
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
But this causes the whole religious right to lose their collective shit (Arab Jesus)

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Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#14
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
(September 21, 2017 at 7:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The annual War on Christmas.

I hope all my atheist comrades and colleagues are prepared for the war this year?

We have to step it up a few notches since the US has voted in such an idiot who is promoting ignorance and superstition (whether he truly believes in it or not).

So, what are your plans for the War on Christmas™?

I'm going to wish people a Merry Christmas, of course. If someone else wants to celebrate the birthday of an imaginary friend of theirs -- and in the bargain will give us all one day of "peace on Earth, good will towards men" -- I'mma let them enjoy their little celebration.

Also, I'm liking presents. An older Gibson SG Standard in Heritage Cherry would be really nice, motherfuckers.

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#15
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
(September 21, 2017 at 9:16 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(September 21, 2017 at 7:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The annual War on Christmas.

I hope all my atheist comrades and colleagues are prepared for the war this year?

We have to step it up a few notches since the US has voted in such an idiot who is promoting ignorance and superstition (whether he truly believes in it or not).

So, what are your plans for the War on Christmas™?

I'm going to wish people a Merry Christmas, of course. If someone else wants to celebrate the birthday of an imaginary friend of theirs -- and in the bargain will give us all one day of "peace on Earth, good will towards men" -- I'mma let them enjoy their little celebration.

Also, I'm liking presents.  An older Gibson SG Standard in Heritage Cherry would be really nice, motherfuckers.

You want Mel Gibson for Christmas, so you can take his cherry?

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#16
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
(September 21, 2017 at 9:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 21, 2017 at 9:16 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: I'm going to wish people a Merry Christmas, of course. If someone else wants to celebrate the birthday of an imaginary friend of theirs -- and in the bargain will give us all one day of "peace on Earth, good will towards men" -- I'mma let them enjoy their little celebration.

Also, I'm liking presents.  An older Gibson SG Standard in Heritage Cherry would be really nice, motherfuckers.

You want Mel Gibson for Christmas, so you can take his cherry?

Tongue

What sort of Engrish do you speak down there?!

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#17
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
(September 21, 2017 at 9:23 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(September 21, 2017 at 9:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want Mel Gibson for Christmas, so you can take his cherry?

Tongue

What sort of Engrish do you speak down there?!

Aussie English.

You mean there are other kinds?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#18
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
(September 21, 2017 at 9:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 21, 2017 at 9:23 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: What sort of Engrish do you speak down there?!

Aussie English.

You mean there are other kinds?

Yeah -- the kind that delivers a fine vintage guitar to my doorstep. Smile

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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
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#20
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
I must be becoming more lax. I suspect I'll say "happy _____" to anyone about who I know the winter holiday they celebrate and "happy holidays" to everyone else. In the past I've sent pointedly secular cards to xtian relatives. I figure they know where I stand now. Moving on.
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