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Nice Going, "God."

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Nice Going, "God."
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#31
RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 26, 2017 at 3:27 pm (This post was last modified: September 26, 2017 at 3:43 pm by Minimalist.)
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 26, 2017 at 9:25 pm
In this thread, Yahweh can create an entire Universe, but can't keep a little hurricane out in the middle of the Atlantic until it dissipates.

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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 26, 2017 at 9:36 pm
And apparently he enjoys wiping out whole families during one of those stupid-assed baptism ceremonies.  I guess "god" was saying, "here, have some more water!"
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 27, 2017 at 12:13 am
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 27, 2017 at 12:32 am
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September 27, 2017 at 12:34 am
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#37
RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 27, 2017 at 1:07 am
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 27, 2017 at 1:24 am (This post was last modified: September 27, 2017 at 1:27 am by Succubus.)
(September 26, 2017 at 3:10 pm)Godscreated Wrote: ...What do you expect God to do, save everyone from everything so they will live forever,... 

Now describe heaven.
(September 26, 2017 at 9:25 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: In this thread, Yahweh can create an entire Universe, but can't keep a little hurricane out in the middle of the Atlantic until it dissipates.

Um, that's really not a good idea.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Nice Going, "God."
September 27, 2017 at 7:17 am
I'll take your word for it.

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