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Damned Catholics
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(October 30, 2019 at 10:37 am)Gae Bolga Wrote: The Rev Robert E Morey feels that it's his job to decide who gets eternal life, it seems.

As something a charlatan in a dress does, it's petty and stupid.  As something a true believer does......it's evil.

Lots of christians do that. Saying someone is going to hell for "thing they don't like", even if the other person is a bible reading christian themselves.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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That's just the nature of theistic belief. It elevates a persons specific bigotries to a position of being held as a true part of the fabric of the universe.

They don't hate hoors...god..the source of all that is and the ultimate measure of truth, hates hoors. Which makes being a hoor far, far worse than if it were just them hating on hoors..and makes their hating on hoors a virtue, rather than a vice.

You have to wonder whether these guys really think that standing before the lord of creation, who allegedly came down at least once and told us to stop being assholes....and exclaiming "I was a complete cunt..IN YOUR NAME!" is going to get them into the club.

: shrugs :
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What? Vatican is a scam?! And I thought all that palaces and gold was where they keep their humbleness, and maybe even house poor people.


The Vatican is using majority of donations for the poor to fight its budget deficit with as little as 10% going to charities for the poor, report says


https://www.cnbc.com/2019/12/11/vatican-...-says.html
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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If they can't keep the doors open and the lights on to perform their weekly magic spells, then those poor people will end up going to hell, or worse, to the protestants.

So, you see, from the vaticans POV, all of their expenses are a charitable cause.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Catholics - saving the world from a bulge

Video




What a bunch of useless assholes. They even have pills that torture your dick into shrinking, of course they do, Inquisition never went completely out.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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[Image: Padre.jpg]

http://www.citypages.com/news/catholic-p.../567363921

Wtf padre? Isn't Christian and Muslim supposed to be the same fucking God?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Damned Catholics
(December 12, 2019 at 8:05 am)Gae Bolga Wrote: If they can't keep the doors open and the lights on to perform their weekly magic spells, then those poor people will end up going to hell, or worse, to the protestants.  

So, you see, from the vaticans POV, all of their expenses are a charitable cause.

Reminds me of a very old joke:

Old Dan, long a bastion and fierce defender of the local Catholic church is on his deathbed and his son offers to send for the priest.  'Nah, lad,' says the old man.  'Go and get the Anglican vicar in the next village. It's time I converted.'

His son is shocked by the news and desperately tries to talk Dan out of his planned apostasy, but to no avail.  The vicar arrives and baptizes the old fellow into his new faith.  The son is absolutely distraught. 'How could you, Da?  All of your long life, you've held true to the One True Church - Mass twice a week, teaching the Catechism, observing the sacraments, and keeping the saint's days.  WHY would you become a Protestant?'

'Well son, I figure if someone's going to die, better one of them than one of us.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Fake healing industry has come to a halt:

Lourdes shrine closes healing pools as precaution against coronavirus

The French Shrine of Our Lady of Lourdes announced that pilgrims were still welcome, but the pools the sick bathe in hoping for healing would be closed temporarily.

https://www.catholicregister.org/home/in...virus39469
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Damned Catholics
(March 8, 2020 at 10:32 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Fake healing industry has come to a halt:

Lourdes shrine closes healing pools as precaution against coronavirus

The French Shrine of Our Lady of Lourdes announced that pilgrims were still welcome, but the pools the sick bathe in hoping for healing would be closed temporarily.

https://www.catholicregister.org/home/in...virus39469

Hehe  The irony!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Damned Catholics
Catholics have thrown Jesus out of their Chruch

[Image: jeebus.jpg]

“They took me, they dragged my feet,” Jesus claimed. He added that they “took my ankles and dragged my hands like military-style like I was a terrorist. I was so embarrassed. All I did was sit in front of the Holy Sacrament.”

https://churchpop.com/2020/02/19/man-dre...tion-mass/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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