Damned Catholics

[Salacious B. Crumb]

I wonder why it was kept secret..

Perhaps, they know how fucking stupid it really is?

Or, that, plus the fact that when it doesn't do anything to help the violence, it doesn't make the exorcism (catholic church) look bad, because of its lack of power to do anything constructive in the real world.

[Minimalist]

LOL.  The republicunts are going to shit bricks between the environmental thing and this!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/pope-fra...-the-poor/

Pope Francis says charity isn’t enough: True Christians give all their money to the poor

I think he's just fucking with their heads.....while he parks his ass on a golden throne.

[Salacious B. Crumb]

If the christians are supposed to give all of their money to the poor, then the poor christians would then be rich, then the rich christians would have to give all of their money back to the people that were previously rich, then uhhh.. when does it end? Does everyone just keep handing each other money, or what? One second you're rich, then the next second your poor.. I don't get it. Just burn your money christians, god will take care of you.

[Longhorn]

'Give all your money to the poor', said Frankie holding a 6ft tall golden cross, with his ass on a golden throne.

'Fuck off', said the catholics.

[abaris]

I think he's just fucking with their heads.....while he parks his ass on a golden throne.

That's about the one thing he doesn't do as opposed to his predecessors. That's also about the one thing where he's kind of believable.

[Minimalist]

This fuckhead should be happy anyone shows up at all.  Most of them don't!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/17...5020418324

In an instantly quotable column published last week, Bishop Thomas Tobin of Rhode Island took on one of the clergy’s long-standing laments and launched an impressive broadside against “the sloppy and even offensive way people dress while attending Mass” in the summertime.

Idiot.  No wonder your market share is declining.

[Longhorn]

Fine, but anybody has a heatstroke and you're paying with your sports car for the hospital

[Minimalist]

The President of the Pervert Protection League has a problem.  How to tell his 'infallible' pope to fuck off without sounding like he is doing so.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/bill-don...ditioning/

Donohue said the schism between himself and the Pope makes him uneasy.

Sucks to be you, you dirtbag.

[Minimalist]

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http://america.aljazeera.com/opinions/20...hurch.html

The fallout within the Minneapolis-St. Paul archdiocese is not surprising. Years of clergy sex abuse scandals have led to bankruptcy and the departure of many Catholics from the church. In fact, the abuses that led to Nienstedt's resignation were first reported more than 30 years ago. Public concern escalated in 2013 as Minnesota Public Radio published an investigative series based on new evidence disclosed by diocesan canon lawyer and whistleblower, Jennifer Haselberger. The MPR reports, which documented sexual abuse of children by priests and the failure of three archbishops to respond over 30 years time, catapulted the archdiocese into a national spotlight.

The RCC - Making Itself Irrelevant in the 21st Century!

[Minimalist]

BWAHAHAHA!  This is great and at least no children were harmed in the making of this scandal!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/catholic...ng-norway/

Catholic church accused of defrauding Norway

The Catholic Church in Norway stands accused of defrauding the state of €5.7m by inflating membership numbers and could see its leading bishop face a six-year prison sentence.
Between 2010 and 2014, the Catholic Church in Norway is accused of bumping up membership numbers by as much as 65,000 in order to receive greater state subsidies, an Oslo police spokesperson told Newsweek.
Norwegian police have charged Bernt Ivar Eidsvig, the bishop of Oslo, along with the financial manager of Oslo diocese and the diocese itself, with gross economic fraud of up to 50m Norwegian krone (€5.7m).