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#31
RE: Ask a CL
October 6, 2017 at 9:06 pm
I find it works the same with my laundry.  I throw it in a basket and eventually it ends up all clean and folded in my cabinet.
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#32
RE: Ask a CL
October 6, 2017 at 9:06 pm
(October 6, 2017 at 8:58 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 8:54 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: CL, how often do you poop?

Once a day. And it's usually one nice healthy log.

OK, butt what time of day? And how long does it take? 

I'm a morning pooper (usually). No more than 5 minutes.
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#33
RE: Ask a CL
October 6, 2017 at 9:10 pm
Usually morning and about 30 seconds. That sucker just slides right out.
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#34
RE: Ask a CL
October 6, 2017 at 9:11 pm
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#35
RE: Ask a CL
October 6, 2017 at 9:12 pm
(October 6, 2017 at 9:10 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Usually morning and about 30 seconds. That sucker just slides right out.

Sounds like me, except I'm a multiple pooper.

Any given day, I poop about five or six times.
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#36
RE: Ask a CL
October 6, 2017 at 9:13 pm
(October 6, 2017 at 9:12 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 9:10 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Usually morning and about 30 seconds. That sucker just slides right out.

Sounds like me, except I'm a multiple pooper.

Any given day, I poop about five or six times.

Sounds like you have commitment issues.
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#37
RE: Ask a CL
October 6, 2017 at 9:59 pm
When I eventually and inevitably have a psychotic break and start hunting down every one I know, how would you prefer me to remove you from the world?*


*This is a rhetorical question.**

**Or is it?

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#38
RE: Ask a CL
October 6, 2017 at 10:02 pm
(October 6, 2017 at 9:12 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 9:10 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Usually morning and about 30 seconds. That sucker just slides right out.

Sounds like me, except I'm a multiple pooper.

Any given day, I poop about five or six times.

Wow! We've all suspected you're full of shit!
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#39
RE: Ask a CL
October 6, 2017 at 10:04 pm (This post was last modified: October 6, 2017 at 10:04 pm by c172.)
OD of general anesthesia through a mask. Preferably a black beauty.

ETA: Oh, never mind. That wasn't for me.
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#40
RE: Ask a CL
October 6, 2017 at 10:14 pm (This post was last modified: October 6, 2017 at 10:16 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(October 6, 2017 at 5:02 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 5:00 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Did you intentionally leave out an "h"? Weeeeeee indeed! hahahahahaha

Where will you stationed next?

Lol What? I don't get the H thing...

Allow me to assist. Note the bold:

(October 6, 2017 at 5:00 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(October 6, 2017 at 4:06 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: From kindergarten until 8th grade, yes. After that I went to public school and wore whatever the hell I wanted. Weeeeeee!!

Did you intentionally leave out an "h"? Weeeeeee indeed! hahahahahaha

Where will you stationed next?

Get it yet?

It's why he said this afterwards:

(October 6, 2017 at 5:04 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Edit: Plus, she might take a swing at me.

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(October 6, 2017 at 9:11 pm)Succubus Wrote: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

That's not difficult at all. Not even worth answering.

Here's a really tough one for you: What . . . is your favorite color?
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