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#21
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 7:05 pm
Does gopher wood make good toothpicks?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#22
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 7:10 pm (This post was last modified: October 11, 2017 at 7:10 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(October 11, 2017 at 6:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 6:48 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Okay, why doesn't anybody do philosophy then?

Because philosophy involves deep thought and humans are inherently lazy.

Hence the popularity of religion.

So there's no way to tell the difference between philosophy and any other religion?
(October 11, 2017 at 7:05 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Does gopher wood make good toothpicks?

If that's why you'd gopher, then yes.
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#23
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 7:10 pm
Creators.

Was mom really that good in the sack? Same question mom, but I think I know the answer already. 

And why the hell did you ever let mom leave the house in that fucking ridiculous bee hive hair do?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#24
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 7:24 pm
Why did you make carbs be so ding dang tasty?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#25
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 7:47 pm
What is the only word in the English language that is always spelled incorrectly?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#26
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 7:58 pm (This post was last modified: October 11, 2017 at 7:59 pm by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(October 11, 2017 at 7:47 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What is the only word in the English language that is always spelled incorrectly?

INCORRECTLY

Unless you're English, then it's INCOURRECTLY.
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#27
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 8:01 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 7:05 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Does gopher wood make good toothpicks?

Only if you need to dig deep.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#28
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 8:02 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 7:58 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 7:47 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What is the only word in the English language that is always spelled incorrectly?

INCORRECTLY

Unless you're English, then it's INCOURRECTLY.

The Creator might smite you for answering a question that is meant only for the Creator.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
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#29
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 8:02 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 7:10 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 6:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Because philosophy involves deep thought and humans are inherently lazy.

Hence the popularity of religion.

So there's no way to tell the difference between philosophy and any other religion?
(October 11, 2017 at 7:05 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Does gopher wood make good toothpicks?

If that's why you'd gopher, then yes.

Yes.

If they walk around like zombies, they're mine.

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#30
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 8:03 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 7:10 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Creators.

Was mom really that good in the sack? Same question mom, but I think I know the answer already. 

And why the hell did you ever let mom leave the house in that fucking ridiculous bee hive hair do?

1.  Oh, yes!!
2.  Free will.

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