(October 12, 2017 at 3:17 pm)c172 Wrote: How's the weather up there?
It's always fine in Heaven.
But always take an umbrella.
You know how birds fly overhead and crap randomly?
Well, picture that but with angels!
Dying to live, living to die.
Ask your Creator.
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(October 12, 2017 at 3:17 pm)c172 Wrote: How's the weather up there? It's always fine in Heaven. But always take an umbrella. You know how birds fly overhead and crap randomly? Well, picture that but with angels!
Dying to live, living to die.
Umm, God. You're omnipotent. How bow dah diapers for those angels?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
(October 12, 2017 at 3:34 pm)c172 Wrote: Umm, God. You're omnipotent. How bow dah diapers for those angels? I'm thinking more a really big fly swat!
Dying to live, living to die.
Kinky.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
(October 12, 2017 at 3:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(October 12, 2017 at 8:27 am)Mathilda Wrote: Why did you give men hairy arse cracks? Lots of gay men I know enjoy my hairy ass crack.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (October 11, 2017 at 5:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Okay, since I'm channelling God for another thread, it might be a good opportunity to ask Him an y questions that might be lurking in your mind about your existence. Hello. I'm curious why some people feel that it is necessary to fear you, especially since you are the ultimate source of love as per their beliefs (do you like people assigning humanistic qualities to you and interpreting you through a humanistic lens?)? Also, as per humanity's beliefs, since you are the ultimate source of judgement and clarity, then why is it that so many imperfect humans feel the need to speak/argue on your behalf and judge others who are different, especially via means that cannot be conclusively verified and are not in strict accordance with your great love? Does humanity actually believe in/worship you and your love, or do they actually believe in/worship a self-created god, one which can serve their interests (power, maintaining the status quo, one-sided thinking, etc.) and can be continually rationalized until it becomes indistinguishable from a god who exists independently of their minds? (October 12, 2017 at 4:16 pm)Kernel Sohcahtoa Wrote:(October 11, 2017 at 5:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Okay, since I'm channelling God for another thread, it might be a good opportunity to ask Him an y questions that might be lurking in your mind about your existence. Because, all those people who think they're speaking for Me are really speaking for themselves. Notice how the bigotries they attribute to Me are the same bigotries they, themselves, hold? That's no coincidence. I'm really more of a hands-off sort of deity. You broke it, you bought it.
Dying to live, living to die.
Can you vocalize your voice across the world for all to hear; why don't you?
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter (October 12, 2017 at 4:25 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: Can you vocalize your voice across the world for all to hear; why don't you? I can. But human's aren't able to hear My voice. If they did, their heads and hearts will explode. We went through three Adams before We worked that one out.
Dying to live, living to die.
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