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Ask your Creator.
#51
RE: Ask your Creator.
Were you the inspiration for the "Nantucket" limerick?
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#52
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 9:44 pm)Mathilda Wrote: Be honest now, when you created us, did you really read the instruction manual first?

No.

It was in North Korean.
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#53
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 9:46 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Were you the inspiration for the "Nantucket" limerick?

No, that was Lucifer.
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#54
RE: Ask your Creator.
Do you ever get tired of transubstantiating in peoples mouths?

Can you transubstantiate in any other orifice?
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#55
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 10:02 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Do you ever get tired of transubstantiating in peoples mouths?

Can you transubstantiate in any other orifice?

That's not me.

Humans have an oral fixation.

You people are disturbing.
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#56
RE: Ask your Creator.
Hey, this god could be legit!

I can't ask my creators anything, though. They aren't around to ask. Sad
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#57
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 10:11 pm)Fireball Wrote: Hey, this god could be legit!

I can't ask my creators anything, though. They aren't around to ask. Sad

My condolences.

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#58
RE: Ask your Creator.
Whatever happened to slimey Kev, the talking snake?

Also, Vorlon wants to know if you handcrafted us or just 'poofed' us?
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Know God, Know fear.
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#59
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 10:46 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Whatever happened to slimey Kev, the talking snake?

Also, Vorlon wants to know if you handcrafted us or just 'poofed' us?

1. He reincarnated and is currently the President of a wealthy Western nation.

2.  The straight ones I handcrafted.  The gay ones I just poofed...
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#60
RE: Ask your Creator.
What are the toilets like on your side?
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