Ask your Creator.

[The Valkyrie]

How's the weather up there?

It's always fine in Heaven.

But always take an umbrella.

You know how birds fly overhead and crap randomly?

Well, picture that but with angels!

[c172]

Umm, God. You're omnipotent. How bow dah diapers for those angels?

[The Valkyrie]

Umm, God. You're omnipotent. How bow dah diapers for those angels?

I'm thinking more a really big fly swat!

[c172]

Kinky.

[I_am_not_mafia]

Why did you give men hairy arse cracks?

Because women have periods and it's only fair that men suffer, too.

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[Silver]

Why did you give men hairy arse cracks?

Because women have periods and it's only fair that men suffer, too.

Lots of gay men I know enjoy my hairy ass crack.

[Kernel Sohcahtoa]

Okay, since I'm channelling God for another thread, it might be a good opportunity to ask Him an y questions that might be lurking in your mind about your existence.

If you have any questions, please ask away and I will get God to answer for you.*


And, GO!



*I accept no responsibility for the accuracy of the answer, or any impending eternal damnation that may result.

Hello.  I'm curious why some people feel that it is necessary to fear you, especially since you are the ultimate source of love as per their beliefs (do you like people assigning humanistic qualities to you and interpreting you through a humanistic lens?)?   Also, as per humanity's beliefs, since you are the ultimate source of judgement and clarity, then why is it that so many imperfect humans feel the need to speak/argue on your behalf and judge others who are different, especially via means that cannot be conclusively verified and are not in strict accordance with your great love? Does humanity actually believe in/worship you and your love, or do they actually believe in/worship a  self-created god, one which can serve their interests (power, maintaining the status quo, one-sided thinking, etc.) and can be continually rationalized until it becomes indistinguishable from a god who exists independently of their minds?

[The Valkyrie]

Okay, since I'm channelling God for another thread, it might be a good opportunity to ask Him an y questions that might be lurking in your mind about your existence.

If you have any questions, please ask away and I will get God to answer for you.*


And, GO!



*I accept no responsibility for the accuracy of the answer, or any impending eternal damnation that may result.

Hello.  I'm curious why some people feel that it is necessary to fear you, especially since you are the ultimate source of love as per their beliefs (do you like people assigning humanistic qualities to you and interpreting you through a humanistic lens?)?   Also, as per humanity's beliefs, since you are the ultimate source of judgement and clarity, then why is it that so many imperfect humans feel the need to speak/argue on your behalf and judge others who are different, especially via means that cannot be conclusively verified and are not in strict accordance with your great love? Does humanity actually believe in/worship you and your love, or do they actually believe in/worship a  self-created god, one which can serve their interests (power, maintaining the status quo, one-sided thinking, etc.) and can be continually rationalized until it becomes indistinguishable from a god who exists independently of their minds?

Because, all those people who think they're speaking for Me are really speaking for themselves.

Notice how the bigotries they attribute to Me are the same bigotries they, themselves, hold?

That's  no coincidence.

I'm really more of a hands-off sort of deity.  You broke it, you bought it.

[Silver]

Can you vocalize your voice across the world for all to hear; why don't you?

[The Valkyrie]

Can you vocalize your voice across the world for all to hear; why don't you?

I can.

But human's aren't able to hear My voice.  If they did, their heads and hearts will explode.

We went through three Adams before We worked that one out.