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Religion Founders: Death Match!
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Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 3:36 pm
Choose two founders of any religion (or sect) and put them in the cage for a fight to the death. Then discuss who would win and why. I will start.

Joseph Smith vs Emmanuel Swedenborg 

I would put my money on Smith. He was a con man and knew it. When Swedenborg slipped into one of his trances Smith would kick him in the balls and then put on a chokehold.
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 4:09 pm
Joseph Smith vs L. Ron Hubbard, hand to hand combat.
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 6:18 pm
(October 30, 2017 at 4:09 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Joseph Smith vs L. Ron Hubbard, hand to hand combat.

My money is on Hubbard. He was bat shit crazy!
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 6:22 pm
Jesus vs Mohammed.

Mohammed might win but Jesus keeps re-spawning every three days.

Mo might have to escape on his winged horse.

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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 6:26 pm
Buddha vs. Krishna.  Buddha was all about being one with everything. Krishna could manifest into hundreds of blue dudes. Buddha would quickly be outnumbered.
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 6:30 pm
Odin vs All
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 6:34 pm
Zoroaster and Confucius.
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 6:41 pm
(October 30, 2017 at 6:34 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Zoroaster and Confucius.

Confucius because Kung Fu!
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 6:49 pm
Lugh Lámhfada v everybody else.

Lugh would win, his sword Fragrach would mow down whole legions of gods at a time, and his trusted companions the horse Enbarr and the hound Failinis got his back.
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RE: Religion Founders: Death Match!
October 30, 2017 at 6:54 pm
(October 30, 2017 at 3:36 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Choose two founders of any religion (or sect) and put them in the cage for a fight to the death. Then discuss who would win and why. I will start.

Joseph Smith vs Emmanuel Swedenborg 

I would put my money on Smith. He was a con man and knew it. When Swedenborg slipped into one of his trances Smith would kick him in the balls and then put on a chokehold.

I think Comedy Central a long time agoi had a Claymation show called "Celebrity Death Cage Match" where they pitted Jesus against Yahweh and Mo.
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