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Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor

Poll: Who'd you rather live next door to?
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A. see op
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B. see op
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Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 11, 2017 at 11:11 pm
Watch out - she might be after your cock.
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 11, 2017 at 11:15 pm
(November 11, 2017 at 11:11 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Watch out - she might be after your cock.

Hopefully not the red fighting one.

Wait, ............
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 11, 2017 at 11:22 pm
(November 11, 2017 at 11:08 pm)ignoramus Wrote: My best neighbour is the one who doesn't want to borrow my tools all the time.

(unless she's  gorgeous and needs to borrow my 6 inch impact driver Naughty)

Only 6"? Perhaps you should upgrade your equipment.
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 11, 2017 at 11:27 pm
(November 11, 2017 at 11:22 pm)AFTT47 Wrote:
(November 11, 2017 at 11:08 pm)ignoramus Wrote: My best neighbour is the one who doesn't want to borrow my tools all the time.

(unless she's  gorgeous and needs to borrow my 6 inch impact driver Naughty)

Only 6"? Perhaps you should upgrade your equipment.

I think 6.5" is the PERFECT size impact driver.........
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 11, 2017 at 11:31 pm
(November 11, 2017 at 11:27 pm)Aegon Wrote:
(November 11, 2017 at 11:22 pm)AFTT47 Wrote: Only 6"? Perhaps you should upgrade your equipment.

I think 6.5" is the PERFECT size impact driver.........

It's not your opinion that counts.
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 11, 2017 at 11:49 pm
(November 10, 2017 at 11:28 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: A. a christian who believes god wants them to go the extra mile to be kind to everyone, even if just as an evangelism tool or to win goody points in heaven.

B. an atheist who's a cynical curmudgeon who thinks since he doesn't believe in god, he has no reason to act morally or be nice.


I really don't want to live next door to either one, neither one would be 'better'.
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 12, 2017 at 12:26 am
(November 10, 2017 at 11:28 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: A. a christian who believes god wants them to go the extra mile to be kind to everyone, even if just as an evangelism tool or to win goody points in heaven.

B. an atheist who's a cynical curmudgeon who thinks since he doesn't believe in god, he has no reason to act morally or be nice

With these two choices, I'd rather choose C. live in the woods with no neighbors, unabomber-style.

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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 12, 2017 at 12:32 am (This post was last modified: November 12, 2017 at 12:33 am by ignoramus.)
Yeah, I'll tell her I'm a plasterer and if she's got any holes in the bedroom that need filling.... See where that takes me...
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 12, 2017 at 3:32 am
Never even met my neighbours. B sounds like he'd be less work...
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 12, 2017 at 11:21 am
(November 11, 2017 at 11:31 pm)AFTT47 Wrote:
(November 11, 2017 at 11:27 pm)Aegon Wrote: I think 6.5" is the PERFECT size impact driver.........

It's not your opinion that counts.

Maybe that's the only one he has access to.
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