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Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor

Poll: Who'd you rather live next door to?
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Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 13, 2017 at 6:20 pm
(November 13, 2017 at 6:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Who would you rather have as a neighbour;

A.  The Jehovah's Witness who will visit you every Saturday with her little books?

B.  The potential serial killer?

C.  Both, in the hopes that the JW visits the other neighbour and pushes her over the edge?

This is so dark, but I couldn't stop myself from laughing.
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 13, 2017 at 8:11 pm
(November 13, 2017 at 2:32 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(November 11, 2017 at 10:32 pm)c172 Wrote: Either could be clingy onto me as a disabled person. The Christian will occasionally forcefully lay hands on me in prayer, and the atheist would just bitch about his life but then say that at least he's not a cripple.

Luckily I'm not too neighborly in real life.

Not sure what you mean by disabled person, Take it from yours truly, we're not clingy.

Not sure what a disabled person is?  Huh

I am. Spina bifida. I tend to draw both types above in the second quoted sentence. Both are unpleasant to me. Both would be bad neighbors.
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#53
RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 13, 2017 at 9:10 pm
(November 13, 2017 at 6:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Who would you rather have as a neighbour;

A.  The Jehovah's Witness who will visit you every Saturday with her little books?

B.  The potential serial killer?

C.  Both, in the hopes that the JW visits the other neighbour and pushes her over the edge?

B. I would love to have you as my neighbor. I can help you kill a few people for me. Just make sure you wait a few years before killing me.
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 14, 2017 at 4:05 am (This post was last modified: November 14, 2017 at 4:06 am by ignoramus.)
EB, when the time comes I'm sure it'll be death by chocolate ...Beccs is sensitive like that...


See, she knows I love mustangs, so she's promised me to run me over with one... it's her personal touch which makes her special.
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 14, 2017 at 5:28 am
(November 14, 2017 at 4:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: EB, when the time comes I'm sure it'll be death by chocolate ...Beccs is sensitive like that...


See, she knows I love mustangs, so she's promised me to run me over with one... it's her personal touch which makes her special.

I won't run you over with mine.

Don't want blood on the bonnet.

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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 18, 2017 at 5:48 am (This post was last modified: November 18, 2017 at 5:50 am by ƵenKlassen.)
I would rather be around a nice christian than a douche bag atheist.

I think a person should be kind regardless of their religions beliefs or lack of.
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RE: Atheists, Who would You Rather Have as a Neighbor
November 18, 2017 at 6:11 am
It doesn't matter much to me, there are only two possibilities either way. Either they'll ring my doorbell during my nap, or they'll be alive.
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