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Help me catch the office coffee thief

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Help me catch the office coffee thief
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 12:59 am
(November 27, 2017 at 2:21 pm)J a c k Wrote:
(November 27, 2017 at 2:01 pm)Aroura Wrote: Peeing in it would contaminate her coffee maker forever though.

Ppersonally, I'd start brewing larger pots, enough for myself and like 2 or 3 others, and go ahead and charge 1 buck each. What is just the grounds and filter worth for a cup, like 5c? Take advantage of the desperate coffee addicts, cha ching!

I tried doing the coffee fund thing, but they began to request changes to the coffee. Too strong! Chill on the heaviness! Add cinnamon!
Hell nah! My coffee. My way. Heh

Too strong, add cinnamon? Who the fuck are you working with, Christmas elves?
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 1:00 am
(November 28, 2017 at 12:59 am)Losty Wrote:
(November 27, 2017 at 2:21 pm)J a c k Wrote: I tried doing the coffee fund thing, but they began to request changes to the coffee. Too strong! Chill on the heaviness! Add cinnamon!
Hell nah! My coffee. My way. Heh

Too strong, add cinnamon? Who the fuck are you working with, Christmas elves?

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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 2:52 am
(November 27, 2017 at 4:18 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(November 27, 2017 at 3:08 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote:



My advice is to make your coffee the moment you get to work. Don't leave beans inside the machine.

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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 11:27 am
Forget coffee....Get yourself some nice Tea bags, and a packet of Digestives  Big Grin
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 11:38 am
Sounds like a job for my old friend chocolate Ex-lax.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 11:42 am
I'm thinking bear trap!
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 11:43 am
I'd suggest living a rich and fulfilling life with travel and friendship. Then you really wouldn't care about silly things like that.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 11:48 am
(November 27, 2017 at 7:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: If the handle of your pot is black get an ink roller and put black ink all over it then walk away. When you want coffee grab a paper towel. Somebody will start talking about the guy/gal with ink all over their hands. You'll probably catch them trying to wash off.

Or if you want to be really nasty, smear superglue over the handle. It probably shouldn't dry out in the few minutes it takes to nick the coffee,.

Alternatively mix speed or LSD into the coffee. Especially if a random drugs test is due.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 11:49 am
I googled "dribble coffee pots", only non dribble came up.
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RE: Help me catch the office coffee thief
November 28, 2017 at 11:55 am
(November 28, 2017 at 11:43 am)CapnAwesome Wrote: I'd suggest living a rich and fulfilling life with travel and friendship.  Then you really wouldn't care about silly things like that.

Drink at starbucks, right?
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