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If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
#31
RE: If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
My mom was the world's worst cook.  I think she learned from her mother and I've already told you how that went.

I recall once when I was about 7 that she decided to make a "crumb cake" from some kind of mix.  It was well advertised.  The entire pan was filled with crumbs.
My brother ate it with a spoon.

Bad memories.
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#32
RE: If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
Meat loaf 😷😷😷
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#33
RE: If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
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#34
RE: If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
(December 6, 2017 at 11:54 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I have never had spam in my life.

Even as a starving student, I had my standards!

I hadn't had it for decades and had forgotten how it tasted...
Bought a can from Coles for the cat ... You know how cat's won't lie to not hurt our feelings...
He smelt it and walked off nonplussed like it didn't belong to the food kingdom!

I ate it ... it was meh...
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#35
RE: If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
The secret to Spam is to put it in something rather than eat it alone.
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#36
RE: If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
I don't mind the taste of Spam, and I concur it's better as an ingredient, but as a stand alone the TEXTURE is totally off putting to me.

Jaysus, what were they thinking ??


Still, the absolute funniest thing about spam is:

Andrew Zimern, famous for eating almost anything (pickled hog placenta! boiled Bonsai cedar tree needles! sea slug guts! desiccated star fish that was a table decoration he tried to eat by mistake!!!) but he DON'T LIKE SPAM, LOL !!!!
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#37
RE: If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
What's a biscuit without the gravy. Nothin but a mouthful of dry paste.
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#38
RE: If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
(December 8, 2017 at 4:14 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I don't mind the taste of Spam, and I concur it's better as an ingredient, but as a stand alone the TEXTURE is totally off putting to me.

Jaysus, what were they thinking ??


Still, the absolute funniest thing about spam is:

Andrew Zimern, famous for eating almost anything (pickled hog placenta! boiled Bonsai cedar tree needles!  sea slug guts! desiccated star fish that was a table decoration he tried to eat by mistake!!!) but he DON'T LIKE SPAM, LOL !!!!



And regarding my textural complaints about Spam, note as gay male I've consumed and enjoyed semen.

Probably best to not let the Hormel marketing department hear about my review of their product . . . .

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#39
RE: If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
(December 6, 2017 at 11:51 pm)Thena323 Wrote: I always made meatloaf with oatmeal, milk, egg, ketchup (in the mixture), onion, pepper, and spices.
Never had a problem with dryness.

Maybe it's a breadcrumb thing.

Of course! The natural and added water and fat in the ground meat is retained by the bread crumbs/ oats/ etc. Just like the stuffing in a turkey. If you moisten the bread crumbs before hand with stock you will add flavor and additional moisture.

(December 8, 2017 at 4:59 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(December 8, 2017 at 4:14 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I don't mind the taste of Spam, and I concur it's better as an ingredient, but as a stand alone the TEXTURE is totally off putting to me.

Jaysus, what were they thinking ??


Still, the absolute funniest thing about spam is:

Andrew Zimern, famous for eating almost anything (pickled hog placenta! boiled Bonsai cedar tree needles!  sea slug guts! desiccated star fish that was a table decoration he tried to eat by mistake!!!) but he DON'T LIKE SPAM, LOL !!!!



And regarding my textural complaints about Spam, note as gay male I've consumed and enjoyed semen.

Probably best to not let the Hormel marketing department hear about my review of their product . . . .

Tongue

I have seen Zimmerman relishing Snapping Turtle Testicles and Tuna Semen. Me thinks he is playing the straight card!
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#40
RE: If not for the sauce, I wouldn't eat that
Zimern doesn't like walnuts either.

I'm assuming he noted that while quaffing down some fermented cow sphincter . . .
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