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Poll: Who will you save
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The person that loves me the most
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1 9.09%
The person that I love the most
90.91%
10 90.91%
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Two people are drowning.....
#21
RE: Two people are drowning.....
...who has the most Bitcoin?
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#22
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A wise person (Jorgmonder or something like that) once said, "fuck all polls"

Where is that option?
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#23
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(January 9, 2018 at 5:51 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: ...who has the most Bitcoin?

...or the largest breasts?
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#24
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Let them both drown and you potentially double your food reserves.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#25
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(January 9, 2018 at 6:44 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote:
(January 9, 2018 at 5:51 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: ...who has the most Bitcoin?

...or the largest breasts?

The one with the largest breasts has sufficient buoyancy to effect a self-rescue, obviously.
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#26
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If I could only save one then the decision seems clear cut. The reason I can only save one must determine my choice. Distance? How rationally the person cooperates? (Hard to save a maniacally thrashing person who wants to use you as a float.) Need more information.
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#27
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(January 9, 2018 at 8:49 pm)chimp3 Wrote: If I could only save one then the decision seems clear cut. The reason I can only save one must determine my choice. Distance? How rationally the person cooperates? (Hard to save a maniacally thrashing person who wants to use you as a float.) Need more information.

Remember that the one waving to you most energetically is the friendliest.

Wink

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#28
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I'd take the sword of Damocles and cut the baby in half!

Yep, that's what I'd do, by gum.
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#29
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(January 9, 2018 at 12:31 pm)pool the matey Wrote: Two people are drowning.

Person A is the person you love dearly and/or love the most.
Person B is the person that loves you the most and/or loves you the most.

Person A and person B doesn't necessarily have to be someone in your life, you can make up a hypothetic person if you have any doubts on who to choose.

You're a great swimmer but you can save only one of the two people. Who will you save, why?

I save my son.

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#30
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(January 9, 2018 at 9:30 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(January 9, 2018 at 12:31 pm)pool the matey Wrote: Two people are drowning.

Person A is the person you love dearly and/or love the most.
Person B is the person that loves you the most and/or loves you the most.

Person A and person B doesn't necessarily have to be someone in your life, you can make up a hypothetic person if you have any doubts on who to choose.

You're a great swimmer but you can save only one of the two people. Who will you save, why?

I save my son.

Yeh I'd save my daughter, she's only 2 I don't know if she loves me the most or whatever but I know she'd win the being saved competition.


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