Atheists: If God suddenly made his presence known... would you shit bricks?

[Ashendant]

Well, no, since shitting bricks is impossible...

Never ate the LEGO as a kid, did we?

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[thesummerqueen]

Dog's Eye View:

"I met God this afternoon
Riding on an uptown train
I said, 'Don't you have better things to do?'
He said, 'If I did my job what would you complain about?'"

[Godscreated]

I've read all your answers to this point and find none of you except Paul the Human being honest or realistic. If Christ returns in our life time I wish that we all would be setting on a rock together so that I could see the expressions on your faces. I do think I would have enough time to do so because Christ will first raise the dead that have trusted Him for their salvation.... Oh wait that would give me a second facial expression to see before Christ translated all the living who trust in Him for their salvation... oh wait that would be a third facial expression I would get to see as I was waving goodby to you guys.
Actually I would not be able to take my eyes off of Christ to see your faces, so I guess I'll just have to guess what each one of you look like and then choose what expressions might appear on your faces.
This would be me, with great joy in my heart.
This would be you guys saying something like this: why didn't you tell me this was possible: hey you were an atheist when you came to this site: yea but I was still thinking there might be a God: it's not my fault you listened to me: man I wish I had listened to mom now..... and on and on it would go.

[Lethe]

I've read all your answers to this point and find none of you except Paul the Human being honest or realistic.

I was being completely serious in my first post about attempting to find evidence to support or discredit the deity's claim.

If Christ returns in our life time I wish that we all would be setting on a rock together so that I could see the expressions on your faces.

This would be mine:


But I'm sure you'd want this reaction instead:

I do think I would have enough time to do so because Christ will first raise the dead that have trusted Him for their salvation.... Oh wait that would give me a second facial expression to see before Christ translated all the living who trust in Him for their salvation... oh wait that would be a third facial expression I would get to see as I was waving goodbye to you guys.

The temptation... it was too much.

What if it weren't Jesus or the Abrahamic god?

[TheDarkestOfAngels]

Got accused in my thread about if god was real why should we worship him, that the question was loaded. :-(

So, here is a question loaded in the other direction relating to a real living god.

The theists can join in quite happily here and explain why we should be shitting bricks.

I would certainly be surprised, but ultimately, no. There would be no brick shitting on my part.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

I guess I'd be shocked and feel a little silly. Then I'd hope like stink God has a sense of humour,and is not that dead cunt YHWH portrayed in the Torah.

[Justtristo]

May I ask which one of the countless gods that the religions of the world past and present believe are real we are talking about here?

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

May I ask which one of the countless gods that the religions of the world past and present believe are real we are talking about here?

I assumed it was the Abrahamic deity due to the vestigal Catholics bits in my psyche. In context of this forum,that seems reasonable to me.

[DeistPaladin]

I once tried praying to Nature's God to rapture the Christians outta here so we could be free.

I heard a booming voice from the sky reply, "What? You think I want them around Me?"

[Welsh cake]

Atheists: If God suddenly made his presence known... would you shit bricks?

No I would not, regardless of whether it was a personal private experience or an objectively shared event in reality, because to-date god hasn't been properly or rationally defined. I wouldn't honestly know what on earth was attempting to make contact and humorously neither would the theists.