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The One TRUE Jesus Thread
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The One TRUE Jesus Thread
We declare all previous and future 'Jesus Threads' now and forever anathema. Place not your trust and your hope of salvation in the heresies of others. (Thank you, vorlon.)


Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
Do NOT be deceived by this imposter, this anti-Christ Thread!
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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Jesus Thread did warn of Satan Thread.

How could It have known if It wasn't the real Jesus Thread.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I don't know Boru. I've never met the man. But if he says this is the one true Jesus thread, then who am I to question?

*Runs off to spread the good news*
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Oh bollocks. How do we tell the difference if we weren't raised from birth being told that our particular Jesus Thread is the true Jesus Thread and everyone else's is wrong?
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(March 14, 2018 at 9:54 am)Mathilda Wrote: Oh bollocks. How do we tell the difference if we weren't raised from birth being told that our particular Jesus Thread is the true Jesus Thread and everyone else's is wrong?

Something, something about the AF Spirit guiding you and convicting you of the truth.

You'll know the eternal truth of the One True Jesus Thread because it will feel right. What more could you require?
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SPLITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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