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The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 8:50 am
We declare all previous and future 'Jesus Threads' now and forever anathema. Place not your trust and your hope of salvation in the heresies of others. (Thank you, vorlon.)


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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 8:53 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2018 at 8:53 am by Silver.)
Do NOT be deceived by this imposter, this anti-Christ Thread!
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:42 am
Jesus Thread did warn of Satan Thread.

How could It have known if It wasn't the real Jesus Thread.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:47 am
I don't know Boru. I've never met the man. But if he says this is the one true Jesus thread, then who am I to question?

*Runs off to spread the good news*
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 9:54 am
Oh bollocks. How do we tell the difference if we weren't raised from birth being told that our particular Jesus Thread is the true Jesus Thread and everyone else's is wrong?
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 10:01 am (This post was last modified: March 14, 2018 at 10:01 am by Crossless2.0.)
(March 14, 2018 at 9:54 am)Mathilda Wrote: Oh bollocks. How do we tell the difference if we weren't raised from birth being told that our particular Jesus Thread is the true Jesus Thread and everyone else's is wrong?

Something, something about the AF Spirit guiding you and convicting you of the truth.

You'll know the eternal truth of the One True Jesus Thread because it will feel right. What more could you require?
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RE: The One TRUE Jesus Thread
March 14, 2018 at 12:43 pm
SPLITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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