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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm
God created mankind, male and female, in his own image. Does he have nipples? Mammary glands? Testicles? A uterus! Does he have both male and female characteristics?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 24, 2018 at 5:26 pm
I'm not real sure how much of his image we're supposed to be in, though he likes male pronouns and is considered humanoid.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 24, 2018 at 5:32 pm (This post was last modified: March 24, 2018 at 7:00 pm by vulcanlogician.)
I wish forum Christians would come in and defend their God as male... especially since some of them claim he is "immaterial" --whatever that means. Does an immaterial being even have use for a penis and testicles? Because that is the equipment associated with the masculine sex. And if he doesn't, why call him male?

That's a good question to put to the theists: Does God have a dick?
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 24, 2018 at 5:36 pm
(March 24, 2018 at 5:32 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I wish forum Christians would come in and defend their God as male... especially since some of them claim he is "immaterial" --whatever that means. Does an immaterial being even have use for a penis and testicles? Because that is the equipment associated with the masculine sex. And if he doesn't, why call him male?

That's a good question that to put to the theists:      Does God have a dick?

We know he has a backside we are not supposed to look at. So do I!
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 24, 2018 at 6:03 pm
A tiny little one.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 24, 2018 at 6:28 pm
Does God go poopy ??
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 24, 2018 at 6:58 pm
Holy shit!
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 24, 2018 at 7:02 pm
(March 24, 2018 at 6:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Holy shit!

It would be if it were real, but since it isn't.
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March 24, 2018 at 7:03 pm
Imaginary Holy Shit just doesn't do it for me.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 24, 2018 at 7:54 pm (This post was last modified: March 24, 2018 at 7:55 pm by brewer.)
OP: Good question. It would seem more logical that all life would reproduce thru asexual budding.

(is "more logical" a thing?)
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