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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
God created mankind, male and female, in his own image. Does he have nipples? Mammary glands? Testicles? A uterus! Does he have both male and female characteristics?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
I'm not real sure how much of his image we're supposed to be in, though he likes male pronouns and is considered humanoid.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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I wish forum Christians would come in and defend their God as male... especially since some of them claim he is "immaterial" --whatever that means. Does an immaterial being even have use for a penis and testicles? Because that is the equipment associated with the masculine sex. And if he doesn't, why call him male?

That's a good question to put to the theists: Does God have a dick?
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(March 24, 2018 at 5:32 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I wish forum Christians would come in and defend their God as male... especially since some of them claim he is "immaterial" --whatever that means. Does an immaterial being even have use for a penis and testicles? Because that is the equipment associated with the masculine sex. And if he doesn't, why call him male?

That's a good question that to put to the theists:      Does God have a dick?

We know he has a backside we are not supposed to look at. So do I!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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A tiny little one.
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Does God go poopy ??
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Holy shit!
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(March 24, 2018 at 6:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Holy shit!

It would be if it were real, but since it isn't.
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Imaginary Holy Shit just doesn't do it for me.
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OP: Good question. It would seem more logical that all life would reproduce thru asexual budding.

(is "more logical" a thing?)
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