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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:35 pm (This post was last modified: March 25, 2018 at 9:36 pm by vorlon13.)
How about preconceived notions about Mohammad, pbuh ??
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:38 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 9:20 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 9:00 am)chimp3 Wrote: I have read the babble and was not impressed. We know the babble says god walked in the garden, so legs? We know the babble says god loves the smell of burning animals, so a nose or at least olfactory organs? How do you know what body parts god has and does not?

God the Son walked in the garden, smelling the burning animals is a metaphor for God being pleased His people were repenting of their sin. God says He is Spirit and not a physical being like we are. I can see why you are not impressed with the Bible, you can't use common sense and or logic to understand what you have read. You also listen to those who know little about the scriptures and are drawn into their lack of understanding and then Christians see you as dumb as the ones you listen to and why shouldn't we.

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Why does a metaphor require throwing an ox onto a burning pyre? I could do better than that.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:39 pm
Godscreated Wrote: How do you come to such a conclusion from what I posted, all three are fully God.

Questions are not conclusions.  I asked because I wanted to know your position.  

Jeeez, someone needs a nap.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:41 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 9:37 am)Chad32 Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 2:17 am)Godscreated Wrote:  No He isn't we know that He is Spirit and is not flesh, get with the program and read the Bible before you condemn what it says.

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 You must be reading things in your dreams because as far as I know all the Christians here believe the Holy Spirit is fully God.

GC

You might try reading the Bible before showing what a big dummy you are.

GC

Yet he's depicted in artwork as humanoid, and Jesus is said to have kept the scars from his crucifixion, so which is it? Am I supposed to believe you over Michaelangelo?

 You will be better off believing me than a gay artist. God the Father is the One being discussed here, Jesus is the result of God the Father sending God the Holy Spirit to work a miracle with Mary. Don't anyone get offended about the gay reference, I'm only pointing out that God condemns the actions of gays.

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God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:46 pm (This post was last modified: March 25, 2018 at 9:46 pm by Chad32.)
(March 25, 2018 at 9:41 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 9:37 am)Chad32 Wrote: Yet he's depicted in artwork as humanoid, and Jesus is said to have kept the scars from his crucifixion, so which is it? Am I supposed to believe you over Michaelangelo?

 You will be better off believing me than a gay artist. God the Father is the One being discussed here, Jesus is the result of God the Father sending God the Holy Spirit to work a miracle with Mary. Don't anyone get offended about the gay reference, I'm only pointing out that God condemns the actions of gays.

GC


It's going to be hard to not be offended. God the father has a backside, once walked in Eden, and almost got beat in a wrestling match. He also gets off on the smell of blood. So at one point he was quite physical. Old theists going by old stories of a more down to earth deity.
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10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 9:47 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 9:41 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 9:37 am)Chad32 Wrote: Yet he's depicted in artwork as humanoid, and Jesus is said to have kept the scars from his crucifixion, so which is it? Am I supposed to believe you over Michaelangelo?

 You will be better off believing me than a gay artist. God the Father is the One being discussed here, Jesus is the result of God the Father sending God the Holy Spirit to work a miracle with Mary. Don't anyone get offended about the gay reference, I'm only pointing out that God condemns the actions of gays.

GC

Gay hating creators of gay hating gods condemn the actions of gays!.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 10:06 pm (This post was last modified: March 25, 2018 at 10:06 pm by vulcanlogician.)
Kind of a "tree falls in the forest" scenario there.

If a being condemns the actions of gays, but the being doesn't really exist, are the actions of gays really condemned?
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 10:11 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 9:41 pm)Godscreated Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 9:37 am)Chad32 Wrote: Yet he's depicted in artwork as humanoid, and Jesus is said to have kept the scars from his crucifixion, so which is it? Am I supposed to believe you over Michaelangelo?

 You will be better off believing me than a gay artist. God the Father is the One being discussed here, Jesus is the result of God the Father sending God the Holy Spirit to work a miracle with Mary. Don't anyone get offended about the gay reference, I'm only pointing out that God condemns the actions of gays.

GC

So god the father and god the holy spirit had a three way with Mary?

The kinky little devils!

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 25, 2018 at 10:12 pm
They are just as really condemned as God's real allergy to iron chariots.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 26, 2018 at 5:56 am
(March 25, 2018 at 7:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Testicles.

Because an old fashioned way to remember the order when crossing yourself was, "spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch".

Bollocks.
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