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RE: Knowing god outside a biblical sense
March 26, 2018 at 12:00 pm
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I doubt that a ghost produces much friction. They've got to have the smoothest D.
lol
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RE: Knowing god outside a biblical sense
March 26, 2018 at 12:08 pm
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Well, Holy Spirit had to have SOMETHING with Gods spooj in it. If he had used His own, Jesus's dad would be the Holy Spirit, not God, and that would fuck up the Trinity.
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RE: Knowing god outside a biblical sense
March 26, 2018 at 1:52 pm
(March 26, 2018 at 11:58 am)vorlon13 Wrote: (March 26, 2018 at 11:05 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Every time I read the title all I think of is dry humping.
Did Virgin Mary juice up for the Holy Spirit, or was it necessary ??
From what we know based on the bible, I'm pretty sure there was only one orgasm at most.
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RE: Knowing god outside a biblical sense
March 26, 2018 at 2:00 pm
It was a joyless affair, accosted in the middle of the night and knocked up on the first try...never repeated.
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RE: Knowing god outside a biblical sense
March 26, 2018 at 2:10 pm
(March 26, 2018 at 2:00 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It was a joyless affair, accosted in the middle of the night and knocked up on the first try...never repeated.
Or at least that's the story (nudge nudge wink wink). Had to back up those claims made 30 years later.
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RE: Knowing god outside a biblical sense
March 26, 2018 at 2:12 pm
It;s the story she told "joseph", at least....to hear the story told.
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RE: Knowing god outside a biblical sense
March 26, 2018 at 2:13 pm
(March 26, 2018 at 2:00 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It was a joyless affair, accosted in the middle of the night and knocked up on the first try...never repeated.
What did Mary do with all those holy sperms that failed to finish first in the steeplechase to her blessed egg?
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RE: Knowing god outside a biblical sense
March 26, 2018 at 2:14 pm
ran down her leg ?
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RE: Knowing god outside a biblical sense
March 26, 2018 at 2:14 pm
For all we know god has a low count...like...one.
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RE: Knowing god outside a biblical sense
March 26, 2018 at 2:29 pm
(March 26, 2018 at 2:14 pm)Khemikal Wrote: For all we know god has a low count...like...one.
Yes, but what a sperm that must have been, surrounded by a halo, wiggling its glorious filament, intoning in a tiny but majestic voice: “let there be insemination!”
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