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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 11:08 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 11:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 11:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Thirteen as well!
The age of enlightenment. 1972. John Lennon released "Imagine". I did just that.
What's a "1972"?
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 11:10 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 11:08 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 11:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: 1972. John Lennon released "Imagine". I did just that.
What's a "1972"?
Well, back in the old foggy foggy, when Tricky Dick was our Donald......
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 25, 2018 at 11:12 pm
Not that pepsi loving' commo?
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 26, 2018 at 7:51 am
(March 25, 2018 at 11:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: KJV is the REAL Bible.
Way better than the EVIL NIV, that's for sure.
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 26, 2018 at 8:19 am
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(March 25, 2018 at 10:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: KJV is the REAL Bible.
Way better than the EVIL NIV, that's for sure.
Or the Codex Vaticanus either. Any fule kno that god's tongue is 17th century cod 16th century Eglish. Fact. The bible says so.
(March 25, 2018 at 11:06 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 11:04 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Thirteen as well!
The age of enlightenment. 1972. John Lennon released "Imagine". I did just that.
Well you know the old saying "build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life".
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 26, 2018 at 9:01 am
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I have my Jefferson Bible! You Christians have until Easter Sunday to convince me that I can be a moral, ethical, productive human being without the trappings of religious flubdubbery!
Oh. Wait...
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 26, 2018 at 9:03 am
(March 26, 2018 at 8:19 am)Wololo Wrote: Well you know the old saying "build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm the rest of his life".
See, this is why we need to worry about AI assistants.
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm
Why did you get a bible?
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 26, 2018 at 2:53 pm
Informative video by Professor Bart Ehrman:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ehnEZtqj2Mo
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RE: OK, Christians! I have my KJV!
March 26, 2018 at 3:19 pm
(March 25, 2018 at 10:52 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I have my KJV! You have until the end of my day Easter Sunday to woo me over to your side! Any takers?
If I were to take your bible and show you everything you believe to be true, a lie. you would hate me and or God for destroying how your little world works.
That said if you have a question or there is something holding you back, now is the time to ask it.
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