Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 1, 2026, 7:31 am
Atheist Forums › Community › Religion v
It Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
It Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#1
It Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
April 11, 2018 at 8:28 pm (This post was last modified: April 17, 2018 at 2:25 am by Losty.)
Find
Reply
vorlon13 Offline
Posting Freak
*****
Religious Views: agnostic 12 stepper
Posts: 30129
Threads: 304
Joined: April 18, 2014
Reputation: 91
#2
RE: Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
April 11, 2018 at 8:36 pm (This post was last modified: April 11, 2018 at 8:36 pm by vorlon13.)
Feels like schism . . .

smells like schism . . .

tastes like schism . . .


sure glad I didn't step in it.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




Find
Reply
Losty Offline
LastPoet’s jerkoff #4
*****
Religious Views: Pastafarian
Posts: 28389
Threads: 226
Joined: March 24, 2014
Reputation: 184
#3
RE: Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
April 11, 2018 at 8:37 pm
Are you seriously advocating killing people? ?
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Find
Reply
FatAndFaithless Offline
Chronic Masticator
****
Religious Views: Natalie Dormer's smirk
Posts: 7045
Threads: 20
Joined: June 17, 2014
Reputation: 55
#4
RE: Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
April 11, 2018 at 8:40 pm
(April 11, 2018 at 8:37 pm)Losty Wrote: Are you seriously advocating killing people? ?

And..how does this relate to the prime directive?
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
Find
Reply
vulcanlogician Offline
δικαιοσύνη
****
Religious Views: I Grok Spock
Posts: 5814
Threads: 86
Joined: November 19, 2017
Reputation: 59
#5
RE: Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
April 11, 2018 at 9:33 pm (This post was last modified: April 11, 2018 at 9:35 pm by vulcanlogician.)
(April 11, 2018 at 8:37 pm)Losty Wrote: Are you seriously advocating killing people? ?

I took it to mean [This news] must kill these Baptist Shitballs. As in it it reflects poorly on them. Example: "It kills me that everyone saw me trip over my own feet at the prom."

Could be wrong, though. How militant are you, Min?  Tongue
Find
Reply
Losty Offline
LastPoet’s jerkoff #4
*****
Religious Views: Pastafarian
Posts: 28389
Threads: 226
Joined: March 24, 2014
Reputation: 184
#6
RE: Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
April 11, 2018 at 9:39 pm
(April 11, 2018 at 9:33 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote:
(April 11, 2018 at 8:37 pm)Losty Wrote: Are you seriously advocating killing people? ?

I took it to mean [This news] must kill these Baptist Shitballs. As in it it reflects poorly on them. Example: "It kills me that everyone saw me trip over my own feet at the prom."

Could be wrong, though. How militant are you, Min?  Tongue

Ah, that actually makes sense. Thanks!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Find
Reply
Minimalist Offline Donators
Go Blow Jesus Out Your Ass
*****
Religious Views: Fuck It
Posts: 69246
Threads: 3759
Joined: August 2, 2009
Reputation: 258
#7
RE: Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
April 11, 2018 at 9:39 pm
You got it right, Vulc.  The mods seem to hate long titles so I truncate them.

Sometimes.
Find
Reply
The Grand Nudger Offline
Retired Staff
*****
Religious Views: Invasive
Posts: 69265
Threads: 140
Joined: June 28, 2011
Reputation: 161
#8
RE: Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
April 11, 2018 at 9:47 pm
If there's anything the southern baptist convention is known for..it's all that rampant leftist progressivism.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Find
Reply
Anomalocaris Offline
Stem arthropod
*****
Religious Views: None
Posts: 19789
Threads: 57
Joined: September 24, 2010
Reputation: 85
#9
RE: Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
April 11, 2018 at 9:58 pm (This post was last modified: April 11, 2018 at 10:03 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(April 11, 2018 at 8:40 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote:
(April 11, 2018 at 8:37 pm)Losty Wrote: Are you seriously advocating killing people? ?

And..how does this relate to the prime directive?

Southern Baptists Shouldn't be allowed to land?
(April 11, 2018 at 8:37 pm)Losty Wrote: Are you seriously advocating killing people? ?

Think of it as reuniting them with Jesus.   Those with ever lasting life can't be killed.
Find
Reply
brewer Offline Donators
wife thinks I'm part of the furniture
*****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 28870
Threads: 528
Joined: June 16, 2015
Reputation: 89
#10
RE: Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.
April 11, 2018 at 10:14 pm
Isn't Southern Baptist in Montana an oxymoron anyway?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Religion v
It Must Kill These Baptist Shitballs.

Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  How do you feel about all these creationists? suddenlymark 32 9968 August 15, 2023 at 8:01 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Reason Jesus must have been a real person mrj 74 25615 March 5, 2021 at 6:44 am
Last Post: awty
  Someone should tell these people Buddha never existed Vincenzo Vinny G. 14 9014 March 5, 2021 at 6:44 am
Last Post: awty
  "Jesus would rather kill, not marry, gay people" - Franklin Graham Kitan Etos 724 210772 August 1, 2018 at 8:17 pm
Last Post: Amarok
  These Guys Could Give Religion A Good Name. Minimalist 2 1608 March 15, 2018 at 12:45 am
Last Post: Wyrd of Gawd
Information You must seek something else, or something is seriously wrong with you WinterHold 23 7635 August 7, 2016 at 7:52 am
Last Post: chimp3
  Can anyone please refute these verses of Quran (or at least their interpretations)? despair1 34 12371 April 24, 2016 at 4:34 pm
Last Post: ReptilianPeon
  Why I'm on these forums (Q/A) Mystic 30 12670 January 3, 2016 at 10:26 am
Last Post: Jackie
  Spread This And Please Expose These Televanglists! MW85 29 9490 December 24, 2015 at 8:00 am
Last Post: MW85
Question "Thou shall not kill" commandment is hypocritical? pocaracas 92 33464 August 26, 2015 at 10:43 am
Last Post: Mr Greene



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)