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Damned atheists
#81
RE: Damned atheists
(December 3, 2018 at 8:57 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(December 3, 2018 at 7:13 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Oh ffs.

Most kids know or suspect it by age 7 or 8.

I figured it out at age 7 when I noticed that Santa had the same handwriting as my mother. Read ...and I damned well kept my pie hole shut, since admitting figuring it out might have deprived me of presents.

And they say kids are dumb.
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#82
RE: Damned atheists
(December 3, 2018 at 9:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 3, 2018 at 8:57 pm)Fireball Wrote: I figured it out at age 7 when I noticed that Santa had the same handwriting as my mother. Read ...and I damned well kept my pie hole shut, since admitting figuring it out might have deprived me of presents.

And they say kids are dumb.

Yes, that's been said of every generation since the dawn of time, I expect. But they always seem to muddle through, just like their all-knowing parents. Hmph
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#83
RE: Damned atheists
Quote:The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers.
-attr to socrates, by plato, lol.

Cross their legs..though? What kind of upskirt perv was this guy?
When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for a battle to commence then KPLOW, I hit em with the illness of my quill, Im endowed..with certain unalienable skills....  

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