(April 13, 2018 at 9:28 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:If the night is 10E36 years long(April 12, 2018 at 11:35 pm)Shell B Wrote: How do I get all of my spring cleaning done without spending money on a cleaner or doing it myself?
Try Homeopathic cleaning.
Select one very small item in the mess and put it away.
Overnight, thru the process of thought guided quantum tunneling, everything else will spontaneously be put away.
It really works of you believe hard enough.
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  (April 13, 2018 at 1:50 pm)dyresand Wrote: what's an interesting flavor of ice cream I should get nut free of course. Coconut with peanut sauce. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (April 13, 2018 at 1:57 pm)purplepurpose Wrote: Why I wasn't born in Japan? Because you're not a pokemon. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (April 13, 2018 at 2:18 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:(April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want advice? Because some punishments are deserved. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 14, 2018 at 3:31 am
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Hello. I need some advice!
You see, there's this female stalker who just can't keep herself away from me! I believe she's a sociopath. She also suffers delusions of grandeur... She actually believes she's some sort of top notch doctor or something! She also thinks she's hot! So much so that she's posting pictures gorgeous models and pretending it's herself! She's capable of anything, she scares me! What to do?  PS, and lately, she's even threatened that my car will be gone in 60 seconds! She is totally out of control I tell you! Yours truly... Hugh Jackman
No God, No fear.
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April 15, 2018 at 7:07 am
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How to leave this depressing 3d world and move to wonderful and full of adventures 2d anime world?
 (April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want advice? What is the price of milk at your nearest store and how does that impact the vacant look on a strippers face while dancing? Thanks! (April 15, 2018 at 7:07 am)purplepurpose Wrote: How to leave this depressing 3d world and move to wonderful and full of adventures 2d anime world? Become a cartoon. You can do this by feeding yourself piece by piece into a 3d scanner and making sure it's set to "reverse". Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (April 15, 2018 at 1:01 pm)rskovride Wrote:(April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want advice? A couple of dollars a litre and that's not the liquid strippers are used to milking. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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