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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
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April 13, 2018 at 1:17 am
(April 13, 2018 at 1:12 am)Whateverist Wrote: There is a crazy lady with a scalpel on the internet who threatened to level me with a baseball bat if put her over my knee for a spanking. What should I do?

Beg for mercy.

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April 13, 2018 at 3:34 am
(April 13, 2018 at 1:17 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 13, 2018 at 1:12 am)Whateverist Wrote: There is a crazy lady with a scalpel on the internet who threatened to level me with a baseball bat if put her over my knee for a spanking.  What should I do?

Beg for mercy.

It won't work but you'll live a little longer while she laughs.


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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 4:45 am
You put yourself forward on this forum as a strong, independent woman with a tendency towards violence and a moderately unbalanced psyche.

Isn't is actually the case that you are, in reality, a sweet, cuddlesome marshmallowy sort of gal who likes nothing more than to have a hot meal ready when your Man walks in the door and to bring him his pipe and slippers after his hard day at the office, and that you spend your days knitting booties for the Blessed Event (when you're not gabbing with your gal pals, I mean)?

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April 13, 2018 at 5:05 am (This post was last modified: April 13, 2018 at 5:05 am by ignoramus.)
Don't embarrass her Boru. We all know she's exactly like that^ irl.
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April 13, 2018 at 5:24 am
(April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want advice?

Something in your life confusing you?

Need some help from a Crazy Woman?

I'm your girl!

Ask away!*

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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 7:07 am
I have this problem with my penis.
It's only 5 inches.
Is that thick enough for a girl to fall in love with me?
I also have a nervous tic where I sometimes unconsciously lick my left eyebrow.
Will I ever find love?
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April 13, 2018 at 12:44 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 4:45 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You put yourself forward on this forum as a strong, independent woman with a tendency towards violence and a moderately unbalanced psyche.

Isn't is actually the case that you are, in reality, a sweet, cuddlesome marshmallowy sort of gal who likes nothing more than to have a hot meal ready when your Man walks in the door and to bring him his pipe and slippers after his hard day at the office, and that you spend your days knitting booties for the Blessed Event (when you're not gabbing with your gal pals, I mean)?

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April 13, 2018 at 12:45 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 5:05 am)ignoramus Wrote: Don't embarrass her Boru. We all know she's exactly like that^ irl.

I was going to give you my car if I die early.

Now I'm going to have yours stolen.
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April 13, 2018 at 12:46 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 5:24 am)pocaracas Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want advice?

Something in your life confusing you?

Need some help from a Crazy Woman?

I'm your girl!

Ask away!*

If I wanted to send you a duck pic, what is the angle you enjoy best?

Beak first.
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April 13, 2018 at 12:49 pm
(April 13, 2018 at 7:07 am)Little lunch Wrote: I have this problem with my penis.
It's only 5 inches.
Is that thick enough for a girl to fall in love with me?
I also have a nervous tic where I sometimes unconsciously lick my left eyebrow.
Will I ever find love?

I would suggest anti psychotics for those delusions.

Many mental breakdowns start with sexual fantasies and then go on to other, more dangerous, fantasies.
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