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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 10:35 pm
If someone pisses me off, what should I do?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 10:44 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 10:35 pm)*Deidre* Wrote: If someone pisses me off, what should I do?

Depends on the circumstances.

Turn the other cheek.
Just smile and walk away.
Ask them not to annoy you.



Or...


...if there are no witnesses...


Stab them in the eye with something sharp.

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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 11:16 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa

Depends, 

Will he walk away and at worst say, "I didn't like you anyway"

Or, will you end up missing with him on the 6 O'Clock news?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 11:35 pm
How do I get all of my spring cleaning done without spending money on a cleaner or doing it myself?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 11:36 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 11:35 pm)Shell B Wrote: How do I get all of my spring cleaning done without spending money on a cleaner or doing it myself?

Get married and threaten to withold sex.

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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 11:41 pm
I wish that worked.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 12, 2018 at 11:43 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 11:41 pm)Shell B Wrote: I wish that worked.

Whips and chains?

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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 1:01 am
(April 12, 2018 at 10:21 pm)ignoramus Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a question!

How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?

-Teresa

T, I read that as "hump"!

What happened?
I'm just happy you're alive and well!   Shy

Nothing's happened, iggy! It's a just-in-case question. Smile
Also, I like hearing Beccs talk about various ways to off people. Big Grin

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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 1:12 am
There is a crazy lady with a scalpel on the internet who threatened to level me with a baseball bat if put her over my knee for a spanking. What should I do?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
April 13, 2018 at 1:13 am (This post was last modified: April 13, 2018 at 1:14 am by ignoramus.)
Yeah, I know Teresa, she's a weirdo like that! shhhhh. Don't tell her I said that!... She might take it the wrong way! hehe
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