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April 12, 2018 at 9:45 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 12, 2018 at 5:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You know that whatchamacallit that bolts onto the thingamabob? What sort of doohickey should I use to repair it if I can't find my electric whatsis?
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The thingy.
Nooooo...
Not the thingy. He needs to employ the purple whizzits with the jangnacular curved whiffle.
That's the only tool that will work in this case.
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April 12, 2018 at 9:47 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 9:45 pm)Joods Wrote: (April 12, 2018 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The thingy.
Nooooo...
Not the thingy. He needs to employ the purple whizzits with the jangnacular curved whiffle.
That's the only tool that will work in this case.
No.
The purple whizzit is used for for putting the bop in the bop pe dop e doop.
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April 12, 2018 at 9:52 pm
I have five of them so you're wrong.
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April 12, 2018 at 9:55 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 9:52 pm)Joods Wrote: I have five of them so you're wrong.
Are you sure those are purple whizzits?
If they move in a strange way and make buzzing noises when you put batteries in, they're not whizzits...
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April 12, 2018 at 9:57 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 9:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 12, 2018 at 9:52 pm)Joods Wrote: I have five of them so you're wrong.
Are you sure those are purple whizzits?
If they move in a strange way and make buzzing noises when you put batteries in, they're not whizzits...
FYI...
Authentic purple whizzits don't require batteries.
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April 12, 2018 at 9:58 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 9:57 pm)Joods Wrote: (April 12, 2018 at 9:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Are you sure those are purple whizzits?
If they move in a strange way and make buzzing noises when you put batteries in, they're not whizzits...
FYI...
Authentic purple whizzits don't require batteries.
Plug in?
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April 12, 2018 at 9:59 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 9:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 12, 2018 at 9:57 pm)Joods Wrote: FYI...
Authentic purple whizzits don't require batteries.
Plug in?
Manual. C'mon - the jangnacular curve alone requires no electric.
And you call yourself a doctor! Pfft!
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April 12, 2018 at 10:07 pm
(April 12, 2018 at 9:59 pm)Joods Wrote: (April 12, 2018 at 9:58 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Plug in?
Manual. C'mon - the jangnacular curve alone requires no electric.
And you call yourself a doctor! Pfft!
I call myself a cardiologist.
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April 12, 2018 at 10:14 pm
Oh okay... so totally like, not a doctor.
Got it. 
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April 12, 2018 at 10:21 pm
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(April 12, 2018 at 7:43 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I have a question!
How do I politely dump a guy I've been going out with?
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T, I read that as "hump"!
What happened?
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