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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
You want advice?

Something in your life confusing you?

Need some help from a Crazy Woman?

I'm your girl!

Ask away!*




*Answers are in jest and not to be taken seriously.
Sanity adjacent.


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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
why Agony Aunt?
who like who but you are eternal!!!! Big Grin
... even if you'll hit by lightning, you'll scare us... from the other side ..from the deaddddd... Tongue
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me." 
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 3:43 pm)KittyAnn Wrote: why Agony Aunt?
who like who but you are eternal!!!! Big Grin
... even if you'll hit by lightning, you'll scare us... from the other side ..from the deaddddd... Tongue

Zombie Valkyrie will eat your brains.

But will starve in a Conservative state...
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want advice?

Something in your life confusing you?

Need some help from a Crazy Woman?

I'm your girl!

Ask away!*




*Answers are in jest and not to be taken seriously.

Answers in jest? DAMN IT, what do you mean I cant arrest all firearm owners or Catholics?

I FUCKING CAN AND I WILL! 

All I want to know is how do I force everyone to listen to ABBA?

Wait, sorry, all I need is this lamp and this chair, and to ask why nipples have men. 

Why do nipples have men?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
In a scalpel duel, who would draw first blood? Me or you?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
How do we rid the world of Abba?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 3:51 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 3:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You want advice?

Something in your life confusing you?

Need some help from a Crazy Woman?

I'm your girl!

Ask away!*




*Answers are in jest and not to be taken seriously.

Answers in jest? DAMN IT, what do you mean I cant arrest all firearm owners or Catholics?

I FUCKING CAN AND I WILL! 

All I want to know is how do I force everyone to listen to ABBA?

Wait, sorry, all I need is this lamp and this chair, and to ask why nipples have men. 

Why do nipples have men?

You can arrest all Catholic firearm owners. Just no setting fire to their arms before arresting them.

By taking over the world and destroying all music by other bands.

Because they need something without brains to provide locomotion.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 3:53 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: In a scalpel duel, who would draw first blood? Me or you?

Me.

About 8 times.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 3:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How do we rid the world of Abba?

Shoot Brian.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 3:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How do we rid the world of Abba?

FUCK YOU, NOBODY PUTS ABBA IN THE CORNER!

I'll have you know that Agnetha and I are on the down low. Now can you let someone take their Zoloft and Prozac without harassing them?

(April 12, 2018 at 4:01 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 3:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How do we rid the world of Abba?

Shoot Brian.

I stringently appose this idea as it would cut into my breathing habits.
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