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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
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How can I get blood stains out of overalls, shoes, and the trunk of a car?
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 4:22 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 4:14 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Vote Republican?

All the standards.

Not exercising (as opposed to not exercising enough)
Drinking and eating too much.
Being far too overweight.

Those things are not a party issue. I am guilty of all those things besides being overweight. 

I am saying regardless of personal choices my republican counterparts whom do the same things fuck themselves with the "fuck you I got mine" garbage.

I am not overweight, but I do smoke and drink like a fish, as I am sure many of my republican counterparts do as well.

The difference between them and me, is I am willing to pay more in taxes and think the rich are even more capable of funding taxes for the products they know can harm us, like tobacco and alcohol. I find it hypocritical for those CEOS to be willing to sell it to all classes, then bitch when someone has a health issue as a result of what they sell.

(April 12, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: How can I get blood stains out of overalls, shoes, and the trunk of a car?

I think the better option is to not get to that point in the first place.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: How can I get blood stains out of overalls, shoes, and the trunk of a car?

I think the better option is to not get to that point in the first place.

Oh, I agree, but nonetheless, this mess isn't going to clean itself up.
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(April 12, 2018 at 4:46 pm)Cathooloo Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I think the better option is to not get to that point in the first place.

Oh, I agree, but nonetheless, this mess isn't going to clean itself up.

Lighter fluid and matches?  Forged passport? 

Whatever you do don't brag about fucking people over like a certain Orange asshat.

Brand of lime salt might help, but I know nothing about pitchforks. Might want to consult ACE the "Helpful place". Ironic but I just was at ACE today.
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(April 12, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: How can I get blood stains out of overalls, shoes, and the trunk of a car?

Wet the stain with cold water.

Use soap on the stain.

Resoak the stain.

Dab with ammonia.

Launder the fabric.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 4:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: How can I get blood stains out of overalls, shoes, and the trunk of a car?

Wet the stain with cold water.

Use soap on the stain.

Resoak the stain.

Dab with ammonia.

Launder the fabric.

In all seriousness. I am sure real people with real bad intent might think that. But trace evidence in REALITY is far smaller than the perp might expect.

Point is, in reality, there is no such thing as a "perfect crime". If the law is dogged enough they can and will find something.

Anything from a SKU bar code on what you buy, to phone records and text records are traceable. 

Point being, the best way to avoid prison is to not commit the crime in the first place.
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(April 12, 2018 at 4:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 4:31 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: How can I get blood stains out of overalls, shoes, and the trunk of a car?

Wet the stain with cold water.

Use soap on the stain.

Resoak the stain.

Dab with ammonia.

Launder the fabric.

For clothes I know that hair shampoo works well.
It is said that an argument is what convinces reasonable men and a proof is what it takes to convince even an unreasonable man.  - Alexander Vilenkin
If I am shown my error, I will be the first to throw my books into the fire.  - Martin Luther
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As scalpel fencing a sport?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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(April 12, 2018 at 5:08 pm)c172 Wrote: As scalpel fencing a sport?

Officially no.

Unofficially...
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 4:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 4:06 pm)Jörmungandr Wrote: What is the best way to disguise a shallow grave so it remains undiscovered?

Destroy the body in acid.

I prefer lye.

In another note: What is this angry red thing just under the head?

Edit: Additional, are you related to Aunt Flo?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem




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