The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)

[Angrboda]

What is the best way to disguise a shallow grave so it remains undiscovered?

[The Valkyrie]

What is the best way to disguise a shallow grave so it remains undiscovered?

Destroy the body in acid.

[Shell B]

What is the best way to disguise a shallow grave so it remains undiscovered?

Destroy the body in acid.

Pfft. Everybody knows that.

What kind of surgeon are you? In your medical opinion, what is the single-most life-shortening thing you see people do to themselves that land them in your care?

[Brian37]

Destroy the body in acid.

Pfft. Everybody knows that.

What kind of surgeon are you? In your medical opinion, what is the single-most life-shortening thing you see people do to themselves that land them in your care?

Vote Republican?

[The Industrial Atheist]

why Agony Aunt?
who like who but you are eternal!!!!
... even if you'll hit by lightning, you'll scare us... from the other side ..from the deaddddd...

Zombie Valkyrie will eat your brains.

But will starve in a Conservative state...

In a swing state like mine you'll find enough brains to sustain you until the next brains. 

[Brian37]

How do we rid the world of Abba?

Shoot Brian.

You know what is bittersweet about this joke. My mom would have loved me reading this. She liked ABBA too. But like all my friends she also liked needling me too. 

Now here is where you say, "Who said I was joking?" 

[The Valkyrie]

Pfft. Everybody knows that.

What kind of surgeon are you? In your medical opinion, what is the single-most life-shortening thing you see people do to themselves that land them in your care?

Vote Republican?

All the standards.

Not exercising (as opposed to not exercising enough)
Drinking and eating too much.
Being far too overweight.

[The Valkyrie]

Shoot Brian.

You know what is bittersweet about this joke. My mom would have loved me reading this. She liked ABBA too. But like all my friends she also liked needling me too. 

Now here is where you say, "Who said I was joking?" 

Who said I was jestering?

[Shell B]

Vote Republican?

All the standards.

Not exercising (as opposed to not exercising enough)
Drinking and eating too much.
Being far too overweight.

I suspected as much. It's too bad food is so, so good and television is so much more fun than jogging.

[The Valkyrie]

All the standards.

Not exercising (as opposed to not exercising enough)
Drinking and eating too much.
Being far too overweight.

I suspected as much. It's too bad food is so, so good and television is so much more fun than jogging.

If I can't be bothered running I have an exercycle so I can watch TV and get some exercise in.