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The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
#31
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 5:24 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 4:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Destroy the body in acid.

I prefer lye.

In another note: What is this angry red thing just under the head?

Edit: Additional, are you related to Aunt Flo?

You should never lye. The truth is preferred.

Horrible red thing under your head?

That's your body.

Aunt flo was in a terrible accident. Several times.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#32
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
(April 12, 2018 at 3:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How do we rid the world of Abba?

This. Sooooooo much this.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#33
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(April 12, 2018 at 5:33 pm)Joods Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 3:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How do we rid the world of Abba?

This. Sooooooo much this.

Nuke Sweden.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#34
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(April 12, 2018 at 5:33 pm)Joods Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 3:58 pm)Minimalist Wrote: How do we rid the world of Abba?

This.  Sooooooo much this.

I sense a disturbance in the force. It's as if millions of sane people were saying "OK WE GET IT" and were suddenly silenced. Ok, not silenced but perpetually annoyed.  Big Grin
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#35
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(April 12, 2018 at 5:28 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Aunt flo was in a terrible accident.  Several times.

This to shall pass.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#36
RE: The Valkyrie's Agony Aunt/Advice Thread (Ask a...)
You know that whatchamacallit that bolts onto the thingamabob?  What sort of doohickey should I use to repair it if I can't find my electric whatsis?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#37
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(April 12, 2018 at 5:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You know that whatchamacallit that bolts onto the thingamabob?  What sort of doohickey should I use to repair it if I can't find my electric whatsis?

Boru

The thingy.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#38
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(April 12, 2018 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You know that whatchamacallit that bolts onto the thingamabob?  What sort of doohickey should I use to repair it if I can't find my electric whatsis?

Boru

The thingy.

It needs to be the upgraded thingy.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#39
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Tried it - the thingy is too big.  The flange grommets on the widget side keep clanging against the gizmo.

Lot of bloody help YOU are.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#40
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(April 12, 2018 at 5:53 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(April 12, 2018 at 5:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The thingy.

It needs to be the upgraded thingy.

With wotsits attached.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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