The Bible condemns homosexuality.

[The Grand Nudger]

No, no..that was a solid but subtle 9/10 on the crazy scale.  

Heterocentric normatives don't exclusively derive from magic books any more than gayness derives from black magic.

[Divinity]

Dear Christians:

My daughter, a Lesbian wants to know:

If God is going to send her to hell for having a sexual relationship with her wife... then why shouldn't she kill every Christian she meets? Why shouldn't she steal from every church? Why shouldn't she blow up churches? Because by their logic, she should. After all, she's going to hell. Shouldn't she at least do something to get in Satan's Good graces, instead of being a good person on earth? If god's going to punish her for being a lesbian, she probably should just go out and do as much evil as possible so at least she'll feel she deserves it.

[Jehanne]

Your daughter is not going to Hell when she dies; instead, her remains will, we all hope, be intured next to those of her beloved lover.

That's why she should not kill over a despicable falsehood.

[Edwardo Piet]

I thought the Bible allows for guy on guy as long as they’re stoned...

Lol that pun is genius.

I'm just imagining a load of Jesus freaks sucking each other off while completely baked saying "Hey, it's okay man. We're stoned man. Jesus doesn't mind. We're stoned man. We're stoned."

[Divinity]

Your daughter is not going to Hell when she dies; instead, her remains will, we all hope, be intured next to those of her beloved lover.

That's why she should not kill over a despicable falsehood.

Well yeah, she doesn't believe that she will.  But the argument is: If it's all true, why shouldn't she?

[Jehanne]

Your daughter is not going to Hell when she dies; instead, her remains will, we all hope, be intured next to those of her beloved lover.

That's why she should not kill over a despicable falsehood.

Well yeah, she doesn't believe that she will.  But the argument is: If it's all true, why shouldn't she?

It's a non-sequitur; it's not true and you have better things to do with your precious time than to play with Professor Farnsworth's what if machine:

http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/What-If_Machine

[Godscreated]

 Thank you for the clean response. Jesus never had children with anyone, it wasn't what He came to do. Being that Christ is the creator then it is His right exclusively to say what is sexually right and wrong. Because this act has been condemned from the first time it is recorded in the scripture till the end of scriptures makes it wrong always and all times, God condemns it completely. To add those other books would put contradiction into scriptures, contradictions even with the OT, so no they are not fit for the scriptures of God.

GC

Of course Jesus had sexual relations with a woman and had children.  You simply refuse to believe it.  Even though dated scripture verifies it.  Rather, you would prefer to ignore such scripture for that which was constructed by fallible man into a book that he thought was more beneficial to the Christian belief system.  

Considering that Christ never said anything about homosexuality.....

Ironically, Greek society predates Christ.  The Greeks had no such issue with homosexuality.  In fact, no one had any issue with it until Paul, but then even the fallible interpretation of that demented man is debatable.

 No scripture verifies Jesus had children, the scriptures are the words found only in the Bible we use today, the rest are writings unworthy to be part of the Bible. Sodom and Gomorrah were destroyed long before the Greeks.

GC

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How so, we stand before a world that disagrees with us and make no bones about what we believe. To hate gays and lesbians is sinful, Christ said we are to love everyone even our enemies, this is how we love Christ by loving others. We can hate the sin and are encouraged to do so, but not the sinner. Even though we drastically disagree I do not us profane and undermining language toward you, I do not even get mad at you, a difference between the atheist and Christian.

GC

Oh, yeah, and when the Christian churches were burning homosexuals to death, that was "love"??

To burn homosexuals would be sinful and would show no Christian love, you would condemn all of Christianity over a few bad apples, so why do you not condemn atheism over the bad ones, hard to condemn what you believe, right.

GC

[Jehanne]

Burning people alive happened for over 1,000 years, in Catholic, Orthodox and Protestant countries. I am glad that you are starting to come to your senses.

[Godscreated]

Burning people alive happened for over 1,000 years, in Catholic, Orthodox and Protestant countries.  I am glad that you are starting to come to your senses.

 I've never condoned Christians using violence against people they dis agree with, and by the way the protestant church isn't a thousand years old.

GC

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Dear Christians:

My daughter, a Lesbian wants to know:

If God is going to send her to hell for having a sexual relationship with her wife... then why shouldn't she kill every Christian she meets?  Why shouldn't she steal from every church?  Why shouldn't she blow up churches?  Because by their logic, she should.  After all, she's going to hell.  Shouldn't she at least do something to get in Satan's Good graces, instead of being a good person on earth?  If god's going to punish her for being a lesbian, she probably should just go out and do as much evil as possible so at least she'll feel she deserves it.

The simple answer is this, there is a God who loves her.

GC

[The Grand Nudger]

Burning people alive happened for over 1,000 years, in Catholic, Orthodox and Protestant countries.  I am glad that you are starting to come to your senses.

-and christians are still fucking with the gays in any way that the law allows (as well as ways it doesn't).  They haven't changed..they've just been muzzled.