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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 1:41 am
Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are Jesus
86%
You are kind and gentle but also naive you will inadvertently lead millions of of sheep off the edge of a cliff at least a few times by accident. You have a good heart though. Your new powers are; You can turn water to wine You can walk on water You can heal people You get one extra life People are naturally inclined to follow you
69%You are Elisha
52%You are Satan
51%You are God
47%You are the Snake
31%You are Eve
14%You are Jezebel
7%Salome
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 1:43 am
Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are Elisha
83%
You are handsome but also quick tempered and revengeful. You don't hold grudges because there's no one left to hold a grudge against. Your new power is that bears will eat anyone who pisses you off.
74%
You are God
57%
You are the Snake
48%
You are Jesus
46%
You are Satan
34%
You are Jezebel
7%
You are Eve
7%
Salome
Fuck it. I can live with this.
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 1:48 am
Bahahaha.... This was great!
I AM GOD.
Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are God
85%
You are arrogant and needy. You only seem to care about people who are serving you and even then only if it's convenient for you. Your new power You are all powerful you can have any powers you wish, but they only work on those who believe in you.
82%
You are the Snake
76%
You are Jezebel
76%
Salome
45%
You are Eve
28%
You are Satan
18%
You are Elisha
0%
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 1:52 am
The snake.
You are cunning and sly, you know what she wants and you show her that with you she can have it. Your new powers are; Seducing young women Bringing people over to the dark side
85%Salome
76%You are Jezebel
68%You are God
38%You are Eve
22%You are Satan
8%You are Elisha
0%You are Jesus
Ha! So the director at the Bible Institute was right!
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 1:57 am
Min's 48% Jesus! Good Lord!
Can't be much left of you Min since you've blown him out ...oh never mind...
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 3:54 am
Quote:Your Result: You are Elisha
85%
You are handsome but also quick tempered and revengeful. You don't hold grudges because there's no one left to hold a grudge against. Your new power is that bears will eat anyone who pisses you off.
Satan was a close second.
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RE: Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 3:58 am
56% You are the Cowardly Lion.
44% You are Bruno Mars.
31% You're the chemist down the road who always manages to be just out of whatever it is people need.
26% You are Dr. Peter Venkman.
18% You are Sheena, queen of the jungle.
3% You are The Hole In The Bottom Of The Sea
(I may have taken the wrong quiz)
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Your new power is You can hypnotize any man into giving you one wish by dancing for him. He will give you whatever you want so long as it is within his power to give. He will not realize that you have hypnotized him and will believe he has given whatever it is out of his desire for you.
