Which bible character are you? 2.0
April 30, 2018 at 1:37 am
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Which bible character are you? 2.0
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Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are Jesus 86% You are kind and gentle but also naive you will inadvertently lead millions of of sheep off the edge of a cliff at least a few times by accident. You have a good heart though. Your new powers are; You can turn water to wine You can walk on water You can heal people You get one extra life People are naturally inclined to follow you 69%You are Elisha 52%You are Satan 51%You are God 47%You are the Snake 31%You are Eve 14%You are Jezebel 7%Salome
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: You are Elisha 83% You are handsome but also quick tempered and revengeful. You don't hold grudges because there's no one left to hold a grudge against. Your new power is that bears will eat anyone who pisses you off. 74% You are God 57% You are the Snake 48% You are Jesus 46% You are Satan 34% You are Jezebel 7% You are Eve 7% Salome Fuck it. I can live with this. 
Which Bible Character are you?
Your Result: Salome 76% You are clever and beautiful and a bit naughty too  Your new power is You can hypnotize any man into giving you one wish by dancing for him. He will give you whatever you want so long as it is within his power to give. He will not realize that you have hypnotized him and will believe he has given whatever it is out of his desire for you.68%You are Jezebel 68%You are God 59%You are Eve 47%You are the Snake 18%You are Elisha 15%You are Satan 0%You are Jesus 
Bahahaha.... This was great!
I AM GOD. Which Bible Character are you? Your Result: You are God 85% You are arrogant and needy. You only seem to care about people who are serving you and even then only if it's convenient for you. Your new power You are all powerful you can have any powers you wish, but they only work on those who believe in you. 82% You are the Snake 76% You are Jezebel 76% Salome 45% You are Eve 28% You are Satan 18% You are Elisha 0% Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand.
The snake.
You are cunning and sly, you know what she wants and you show her that with you she can have it. Your new powers are; Seducing young women Bringing people over to the dark side 85%Salome 76%You are Jezebel 68%You are God 38%You are Eve 22%You are Satan 8%You are Elisha 0%You are Jesus Ha! So the director at the Bible Institute was right! 
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
Min's 48% Jesus! Good Lord!
Can't be much left of you Min since you've blown him out ...oh never mind... 
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Jesus (76%), elisha (76%), Satan (72%), snake (70%), God (51%), eve (15%), salome (8%), jezebel (8%)
I never realised quite how dull I was until I did your quiz
 Quote:Your Result: You are Elisha Satan was a close second.
"What a little moonlight can do." ~ Billie Holiday
56% You are the Cowardly Lion.
44% You are Bruno Mars. 31% You're the chemist down the road who always manages to be just out of whatever it is people need. 26% You are Dr. Peter Venkman. 18% You are Sheena, queen of the jungle. 3% You are The Hole In The Bottom Of The Sea (I may have taken the wrong quiz) Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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