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For Those Who Think Xristards Are Not Dangerous
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Once Christers started embracing divorce whores (1980 for those keeping track) anything became possible in their corrupted morality.
The last bastion against this wanton compulsion to make adultery a sacrament, Bob Vander Plaats, has even folded and given in to the inevitable. Sorry Jesus, you've been leading from behind for 37 years, it's time for a revelation or something. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Meh, knowing what I know about prayer, I'm not worried ... The good pastor can bite me.
The problem is that when they see their fucking prayers aren't working they may take their assault rifles out of jesus's arsenal and start shooting. Since there is no fucking god he always "helps those who help themselves."
To be fair, the heavy majority of Christians would recognize this guy as a nut too.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein
Why would God/Jesus answer the prayers of followers of Mammon, Priapus, and Bacchus ?
If the 'Christers' are feeling neglected by their deity, they need look no further than their cherry picking of His Scripture as to why that is. Conversely, if God/Jesus are feeling a bit left out of contemporary Christianity, they could announce a revelation or show a sign or something. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
I'm dangerous, run for your livesssssss!!!!!!!!!!
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
-walsh (March 12, 2017 at 11:13 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I'm dangerous, run for your livesssssss!!!!!!!!!! Only when you've been sipping a toast to Bacchus . . . 
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(March 12, 2017 at 7:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The problem is that when they see their fucking prayers aren't working they may take their assault rifles out of jesus's arsenal and start shooting. Since there is no fucking god he always "helps those who help themselves." The more of those type there are in jail, the better off we all are. 
As long as he's only praying, he can fill his boots as far as I'm concerned. At least it keeps his hands busy.
It's when one or more of the sheep decide to act as "God's" emissary that is the problem. And don't think for a second that this pastor won't condemn the actions publicly while fapping to them privately.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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