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Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 9:27 am
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40445249/ns/us_news-life/
This is so embarrassing, it makes me want to move out of my home state.
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 10:11 am
(December 1, 2010 at 9:27 am)orogenicman Wrote: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40445249/ns/us_news-life/
This is so embarrassing, it makes me want to move out of my home state.
As another Kentuckian, let me say "ditto". Actually, Canada is looking better and better each day.
Are you around the Louisville area?
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 10:57 am
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HA! Try living in Texas!
Any state can build a creationist theme park, we produced George Bush!
Top THAT!
(Well, Alaska did produce Palin, they may have one-up on us.)
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 11:27 am
(December 1, 2010 at 10:11 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: (December 1, 2010 at 9:27 am)orogenicman Wrote: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40445249/ns/us_news-life/
This is so embarrassing, it makes me want to move out of my home state.
As another Kentuckian, let me say "ditto". Actually, Canada is looking better and better each day.
Are you around the Louisville area?
Yes.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens
"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".
- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 11:27 am
No, not any state can build a creationist theme park. In some states the majority has evolved somewhat.
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 11:29 am
(December 1, 2010 at 11:27 am)Chuck Wrote: No, not any state can build a creationist theme park. In some states the majority has evolved somewhat.
Please, don't keep it a secret. To which states do you refer?
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"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".
- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)
"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 11:33 am
Every state in western Europe outside of UK. :p
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Quote:The ark and theme park are expected to attract 1.6 million visitors annually,
With the Creation Museum down the road it can be a sort of Grand Tour of Stupid.
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 12:39 pm
A Creationist Theme Park?
Come on, kids! Let's go ride the Noah's Ark flume!
Let's check out Satan's House of Eternal Torture!
Who wants to ride The Ten Commandments Carousel?
The brochure says that Jesus gets crucified on the promenade at 3:00! We can't miss it!
Time for lunch! Let's eat at The Garden of Eden buffet!
They have an attraction where kids get to ride in the mouth of a fiberglass whale!
Let's go in the House of Plagues!
I want to go on the Morality Roller Coaster!
Look! Throw baseballs at Satan and win a prize! I want the huge stuffed angel!
I want to ride the Moses Defender of God Spin! Your car has a built-in slingshot that fires a laser beam at Egyptian soldiers!
Yeah, sounds like fun...
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RE: Giant Noah's Ark likely landing in Kentucky
December 1, 2010 at 12:49 pm
(December 1, 2010 at 10:11 am)DeistPaladin Wrote: Are you around the Louisville area?
Move to Cincinnati! 
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