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Is there free will in heaven?
RE: Is there free will in heaven?
(October 24, 2011 at 5:21 pm)salty Wrote: Boring gymnastics

Great stuff. Say, your sig reminded me that I made a thread a few days ago about 'seeking God'. Any chance you can give us all a good laugh by chucking out some of your acrobatics in there too? When you're done telling us about how we have free will as long as we choose what God wants us to choose, that is.
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RE: Is there free will in heaven?
I am coming to a conclusion based upon information given to me in Harry Potter. I believe Harry Potter to be true and so my reasoning is firm.


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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Is there free will in heaven?
(October 24, 2011 at 5:25 pm)salty Wrote:
(October 24, 2011 at 4:53 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
Quote:Here is my reasoning:

No..that is not reasoning. You are, as usual, making shit up on the spot.

Making stuff up on the spot is not reason. And if you believe in it, then it is Delusion.

I'm coming to a conclusion based on the information that has been given to me through the Bible. I believe the Bible is true, therefore my reasoning is firm, rev, I don't complain that you've lost your ability to reason just because you disagree.

You're a pretty fun guy, but you're starting to make me sound inferior and I don't like that, it hurts.

You may not be inferior, I cannot make that call, but your arguments, based on ancient fairy tales, do make you "sound inferior".

Your god wrote the bible and you know this because the bible says so. Can you not see the ridiculous fallacy in that?
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
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RE: Is there free will in heaven?
No, that's what happens when you live in a magnificently structured illusion that allows for everything to come back to one invisible being.

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RE: Is there free will in heaven?
(October 24, 2011 at 5:49 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: No, that's what happens when you live in a magnificently structured illusion that allows for everything to come back to one invisible being.

You mean to say the Pink Unicorn and the Spaghetti Monster are not real? Confused Fall
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: Is there free will in heaven?
I'll get the kindling you bring the torch Iatia!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Is there free will in heaven?
I would never insult Bob, nor denigrate His Noodliness, and I worship Her treadmarks.
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RE: Is there free will in heaven?
(October 24, 2011 at 5:53 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I'll get the kindling you bring the torch Iatia!
ROFLOL
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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RE: Is there free will in heaven?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LodustivZ...re=related
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RE: Is there free will in heaven?
(October 24, 2011 at 5:28 pm)ElDinero Wrote:
(October 24, 2011 at 5:21 pm)salty Wrote: Boring gymnastics

Great stuff. Say, your sig reminded me that I made a thread a few days ago about 'seeking God'. Any chance you can give us all a good laugh by chucking out some of your acrobatics in there too? When you're done telling us about how we have free will as long as we choose what God wants us to choose, that is.

sounds like you missed me. it does get boring when you don't have anyone to tease doesn't? When everyone agrees with you. I'll take a look.
"And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who comes to him must believe that he exists and that he rewards those who earnestly seek him." Hebrews 11:6
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