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Satirical logic for the atheistic mind
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(May 17, 2018 at 11:35 am)Khemikal Wrote:
(May 17, 2018 at 11:33 am)Drich Wrote: Or wink wink I went to a place that needed help on that scale and worked there for a few years...

Sure you did, I bet you went and "engineered" some solutions to their semolina based problems.   Jerkoff

kinda why I want to do the skype.. I want to do a walk though of my factory and other faclities, maybe show some of the patents and other stuff I have been talking about.. never really considered any of this till the big christian debate thread where I was told to open up and share some of these things..

When I do people like you just poo poo on them because iguess you need to see... we are moving into a much bigger location/doubble our current size that will allow me to operate my truck dealership and my refrigeration company out of the same building. maybe then I can share what God has built with a guy most of you think can't tie his own shoes and is not worthy enough to be granted the courtesy to be taken at his own word.

maybe I can share some pics of my mission work and all the other stuff I honestly have done/has happened to me
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#72
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You;re the one that murdered your own credibility.  No sense in bitching about it now.  Maybe you shouldn;t have done that? Isn;t there a commandment prohibiting that sort of thing?
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(May 17, 2018 at 11:33 am)Drich Wrote:
(May 17, 2018 at 11:16 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: I'm late coming to this thread. Did I miss a memo or something? Did our theists (Drich, GC, Lil Rik, MK, etc.) decide to have a contest to see who could most completely misrepresent science? Jesus!

I get paid to deal with idiots in the morning. It's too early in the day to volunteer my time.

it's a play on valkyrie's thread pop corn God.. I made this 'pop corn science' but dropped the pop corn god and added the word science.. To show the same people who used the pop corn god frame work to satirically tear apart religion could not introspective look at their own beliefs and see the error, rather they took offense and tore apart the satirical frame work of pop corn science.

Oh, right. Your genius for humor is now clear for all to see now that you’ve kindly explained it.

You should quit all your jobs and do stand up routines full time. Let that be your subsistence.
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#76
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Just because it was an attempt at humor doesn't mean it still didn't apply.
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#77
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Good heavens. You tell me parodying someone else’s parody isn’t funny?
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#78
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(May 17, 2018 at 11:33 am)Drich Wrote:
(May 17, 2018 at 11:16 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: I'm late coming to this thread. Did I miss a memo or something? Did our theists (Drich, GC, Lil Rik, MK, etc.) decide to have a contest to see who could most completely misrepresent science? Jesus!

I get paid to deal with idiots in the morning. It's too early in the day to volunteer my time.

it's a play on valkyrie's thread pop corn God.. I made this 'pop corn science' but dropped the pop corn god and added the word science.. To show the same people who used the pop corn god frame work to satirically tear apart religion could not introspective look at their own beliefs and see the error, rather they took offense and tore apart the satirical frame work of pop corn science.

Then I spend a great deal of time point out the hyprocrisy of it all and then use the topic to show greater faith in pop corn science than in pop corn God.

Yes, we all know the great efforts  you expend pointing out hypocrisy. *shrug* I haven't read 'popcorn god' thread and don't much care. Have fun with your "satire".

If you want to read really good satire, I have some suggestions. Otherwise, carry on.
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