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Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?

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Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
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Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
May 19, 2018 at 12:07 am
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
May 19, 2018 at 12:58 pm
Melanie probably was the one who set him up with Stormy Daniels, cause she didn't want gross little Trump hands on her while she was pregnant.
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May 19, 2018 at 1:08 pm
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
May 19, 2018 at 1:56 pm
She ain't giving up the money.
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
May 19, 2018 at 2:26 pm
(May 19, 2018 at 1:56 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: She ain't giving up the money.

Yeah, now that Cohen seems headed to jail she has to wait for a new fixer to be appointed in the whitehouse to get paid.
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May 19, 2018 at 2:50 pm
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
May 19, 2018 at 2:58 pm
(May 19, 2018 at 2:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: She probably used these five days to have someone read the pre-nup to her.

To be fair, lawyer jargon can be confusing. There's a specific course that teaches them how to write hundred page depositions that can technically be summed up with "you're screwed".
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
May 19, 2018 at 3:00 pm
The weird thing is, she was a super famous model in her home country right? She was rich, just not as rich as the shitgibbon.
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
May 19, 2018 at 3:05 pm
(May 19, 2018 at 2:58 pm)Kit Wrote:
(May 19, 2018 at 2:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: She probably used these five days to have someone read the pre-nup to her.

To be fair, lawyer jargon can be confusing.  There's a specific course that teaches them how to write hundred page depositions that can technically be summed up with "you're screwed".

I read a sci-fi story one time where the protagonist developed a machine that could accept pages of legal documents and print out a simplified result. That was essentially the result when he ran his soon-to-be ex-wife's lawsuit through it- "You're screwed". The attorneys found out about it, cashed him out handsomely and then ran it in reverse to generate new lawsuits for other people.
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RE: Maybe She Wised-Up and Left Him?
May 19, 2018 at 3:05 pm
(May 19, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Industrial Atheist Wrote: The weird thing is, she was a super famous model in her home country right? She was rich, just not as rich as the shitgibbon.

I think you might be confusing Melanie with Sofía Vergara.
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