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The zombies are coming!

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The zombies are coming!
vulcanlogician Offline
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#11
RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 11:00 pm
I might get eaten alive, but at least I'd be stoned while it was happening.
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#12
RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 11:02 pm
(May 20, 2018 at 11:00 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I might get eaten alive, but at least I'd be stoned while it was happening.

Muslims are there, too?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#13
RE: The zombies are coming!
May 20, 2018 at 11:16 pm
A black ball point pen! I will politely remind them that the pen is mightier than the ..... yeah, OK, I'm fucked.
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RE: The zombies are coming!
May 21, 2018 at 7:57 am
(May 20, 2018 at 6:22 pm)Kit Wrote:
(May 20, 2018 at 6:21 pm)polymath257 Wrote: A pillow.....I think I'm a goner.

At least I know upon which side of the bed you sleep.  Naughty

I'm on a couch.....

I guess I could now throw the cat at them.....That might cause some damage.
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#15
RE: The zombies are coming!
May 21, 2018 at 8:23 am (This post was last modified: May 21, 2018 at 10:01 am by purplepurpose.)
Bible and most importantly faith in God.

I will spread God's glory to survivors or Heaven awaits me.
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#16
RE: The zombies are coming!
May 21, 2018 at 9:05 am
a brick wall.
Well, fuck me.
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#17
RE: The zombies are coming!
May 21, 2018 at 9:09 am
(May 20, 2018 at 6:03 pm)Kit Wrote: Your weapon is the item directly to your left.

What is it?

Will you survive?

Tablet & noise cancelling headphones with a pair of yellow rubber washing up gloves.

I'm fucked.
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#18
RE: The zombies are coming!
May 21, 2018 at 9:48 am
Jesus is coming back after all then?
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RE: The zombies are coming!
May 21, 2018 at 10:45 am
Couple of wooden table legs is supposed to handle that sort of zombie nicely, as well.  I guess I might need a few nails, but I can improvise.  Still good.
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