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Miracle Spring water
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Miracle Spring water
June 26, 2018 at 8:19 pm (This post was last modified: June 26, 2018 at 8:19 pm by Joods.)
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 26, 2018 at 8:21 pm
Peter pop off seems like it should be the title of a gay religiously-based porno.
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 26, 2018 at 8:30 pm
Someone should find it on YouTube and share it so we can all experience the stupidity.
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 26, 2018 at 9:23 pm
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 26, 2018 at 10:41 pm

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 26, 2018 at 11:10 pm
(June 26, 2018 at 8:21 pm)Kit Wrote: Peter pop off seems like it should be the title of a gay religiously-based porno.

More like a brand of cheap vodka. Big Grin
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 26, 2018 at 11:20 pm
Oh joy! Another commercial just came on this time saying god is using the Miracle Spring water. Guess that just proved he isn't omni anything since a real god wouldn't need any objects in order to perform miracles.
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 26, 2018 at 11:32 pm
(June 26, 2018 at 11:20 pm)Joods Wrote: Oh joy! Another commercial just came on this time saying god is using the Miracle Spring water. Guess that just proved he isn't omni anything since a real god wouldn't need any objects in order to perform miracles.

Someone should ask him to provide god’s receipt or at least a delivery address.

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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 12:25 am
I'm trying not to laugh so loud at them when they come on, but it's hard not to when you realize how stupid they are. I'm gonna end up waking people up Hahaha.
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RE: Miracle Spring water
June 27, 2018 at 2:00 am
I never know exactly what to feel. Amusement? Pity?
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