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Christians: Can you see why atheists don't buy this stuff?
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 (August 15, 2018 at 12:03 am)vulcanlogician Wrote:(August 15, 2018 at 12:01 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: You've been black balled! Welcome to my world.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 15, 2018 at 12:26 am
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(August 14, 2018 at 11:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 14, 2018 at 10:48 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I love M*A*S*H. Best series ever. It's even better than Trek. Uh oh, Vulcan. Be very careful. (August 15, 2018 at 12:01 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 15, 2018 at 12:00 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: I see two dots. Is that what you meant to put, or are those phone emojis? Hmmm, I've been blue balled by you but never black balled. (August 15, 2018 at 12:03 am)vulcanlogician Wrote:(August 15, 2018 at 12:01 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: You've been black balled! Ninja!  RE: Christians: Can you see why atheists don't buy this stuff?
August 15, 2018 at 12:29 am
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(August 15, 2018 at 12:06 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote:(August 15, 2018 at 12:03 am)vulcanlogician Wrote: I'd rather be black balled than blue balled Let's not be hasty. There has to be a problem that necrotic testicles could solve.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(August 14, 2018 at 11:49 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: MASH was brilliant Some time after Sam died, I actually wrote to Alan Alda to say how much of a fan she was, that we both were. I said I wasn't looking for a reply or anything, I just wanted to thank him for being part of something that made her so happy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 15, 2018 at 12:32 am)Cyberman Wrote:Awwe that's both sweet and sad(August 14, 2018 at 11:49 pm)Tizheruk Wrote: MASH was brilliant 
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.
Inuit Proverb
IKR, I had a dear stan joke for it..but I couldn't do it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
(August 15, 2018 at 12:31 am)Khemikal Wrote:(August 15, 2018 at 12:06 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Necrotic testicles are never the answer. Would using necrotic testicles to teabag the entire Trump administration count as a problem solved or just harmless, gratuitous fun?
Do I have to choose?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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