Lost Commandments

[Cyberman]

Thou shalt not believeth thine eyes at what these prophets getteth up to in their spare time. (Number 6 wilt ASTONISHETH thee!!!)

[vorlon13]

Thou shalt not pisseth off thy Vorlon

Thou shalt pisseth on thy Vorlon should thoust be hairy and virile and manly and if thy Vorlon requesteth it.

[Cyberman]

Thou shalt advance to Caesarea. Thou shalt not pass GO. Thou shalt not collect 200 shekels.

[SaStrike]

24. Khemikal cannot be wrong.

[Pat Mustard]

1. If thou beist a man, thou shalt twerk for an hour before bed every night, barring the Sabbath whence thou shalt dress in thine finest gimp suit for a nights debauchery with thine lady*, without the use of thy safe word.

* Or other man/transgender/gender fluid/swingers and doggers group as appropriate.

[downbeatplumb]

The first commandment, Thou shalt not discuss the commandments.
The second commandment THOU SHALT NOT DISCUSS THE COMMANDMENTS.
The third commandment always leave toilets as you would wish to find them.
The fourth commandment do not mistreat innocent children. Only joking no other gods Mkay. I'm better than all those other gods that are expressly mentioned in this original testament.

[Pat Mustard]

1.  Thou shalt not fail in thy duty to replace the bog roll.

2.  Six days shalt thou work and do all thou art able / The seventh the same and muck out the stable.

3.  Thou shalt not click on suspicious links.  www.seriously,don'tdothat.nz

4.  Take not the third puff.  Thou shalt pass after two.

5.  Beware of strong drink.  It can make thee shoot at tax assessors.  And miss.

Boru

Thou shalt not count to two, cept when counting to three.

Four is right out.

[Minimalist]

Thou shalt not buttfuck the altar boys.

[Ravenshire]

1. Thou shalt be excellent to thy brethren.

2. Thou shalt party on.

The only two commandments you need.

[Minimalist]