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Thou shalt not believeth thine eyes at what these prophets getteth up to in their spare time. (Number 6 wilt ASTONISHETH thee!!!)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 17, 2018 at 8:54 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Thou shalt not pisseth off thy Vorlon Thou shalt pisseth on thy Vorlon should thoust be hairy and virile and manly and if thy Vorlon requesteth it. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Thou shalt advance to Caesarea. Thou shalt not pass GO. Thou shalt not collect 200 shekels.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
24. Khemikal cannot be wrong.
Pat Mustard
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1. If thou beist a man, thou shalt twerk for an hour before bed every night, barring the Sabbath whence thou shalt dress in thine finest gimp suit for a nights debauchery with thine lady*, without the use of thy safe word.
* Or other man/transgender/gender fluid/swingers and doggers group as appropriate.
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The first commandment, Thou shalt not discuss the commandments.
The second commandment THOU SHALT NOT DISCUSS THE COMMANDMENTS. The third commandment always leave toilets as you would wish to find them. The fourth commandment do not mistreat innocent children. Only joking no other gods Mkay. I'm better than all those other gods that are expressly mentioned in this original testament. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
Pat Mustard
God! Theresa, I forgot me fecking trousers! Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist
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Thou shalt not buttfuck the altar boys.
1. Thou shalt be excellent to thy brethren.
2. Thou shalt party on. The only two commandments you need.  ![[Image: serveimage?url=https:%2F%2Fnerdist.com%2...9b542f522b]](https://s15-us2.startpage.com/cgi-bin/serveimage?url=https:%2F%2Fnerdist.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F01%2Fbillandtedheader.jpg&sp=3da0078d9cf7d8517e22ec9b542f522b)
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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